Juliette

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chef made nobu black cod for the feature today and it's like the best thing ive ever eaten. my goodness

bruh why did i lose my id the same week my car inspection is overdue and half of the electronics and lights on my car turned off for no reason. i dont want to be in a sticky situation rn

i suppose it is legitimate enough

different strains and densities and shit like that

tea? yeah. coffee? yeah. american spirits? yeah.

just when i combine the fountain lemonade with the iced tea at work lol

and drugs but NOT the ones that make you angry and paranoid!

they dont recommend the mountain dew. they admit i have my faults.

doctors recommend a steady diet of green tea with ginseng and honey, coffee somewhere between black and liquid sugar in a cup depending on the vibe, american spirit blues, makeshift arnold palmers, water, and various chips and snacks and treats. they recommend this knowing you want to be like me

happy birthday sweet thing i hope your day is nice as ice

i didnt think being a cook would really develop muscle mass on me but it has to an extent. i think in general i am the most Athletic ive ever been. balance and hand-eye coordination honestly better than ever. stamina...sister i can go all night. i feel good for the most part most days

waltuhh...you and your ego

im probably stronger than ive ever been by a decent amount but im still small. but im stronger Enough that if someone calls me small im like "HEY MAN SHUT THE F-" but then i remember that even now i remain a small person.

yeah i definitely dont

one of my traits is that i always try to keep the conversation bouba. if it goes kiki i dont like it anymore

someone catching me saying "yeah" to something they said that i didn't actually hear is also there. someone catching me laughing at a joke i didnt understand but reacted to to keep the vibes up is also there

i like my job but ticket printers are definitely one of the features that'll be placed in my reality orb when im in hell

Don't forget that Zohran Mamdani spent his entire campaign standing proudly beside the trans community. He went to trans rights rallies just to show support. He proudly waved trans rights flags without hesitation. He refused to back down in support of trans rights. That makes me happy.

recently ive discovered the strategy of Making Life Easier. it's where instead of weighting my coffee and then taking the grinder to an outlet because that's the way the set up eternally Is in my mind i just. move the scale next to an outlet. this never occurred to me before. i was so apathetic

i am glad he won

oh my god it's not even sweet dreams it's the fuckin mortal kombat theme song. i fuckin hate my brain

brain creating a fire mashup of bonobo - cirrus with scatman john - scatman and eurythmics - sweet dreams. i guess i could make it. i should learn how to make this shit

this is objectively hilarious

i wish digital eclipse got their shit together a little bit

historical figures. someone in the past could live a full human life experiencing a huge breadth of emotions and one time one writer uses one word to capture one feeling that was one part of one thought process pertaining to one situation and bam your main character trait is cowardice or somethin

it's funny how emotions and feelings get flattened into character quirks or unserious attributes through text...a character does something out of shame? what an irrational weak-minded fool...but then when you do something out of shame in real life it feels horrible and urgent. type shit

it's too late. i've already tucked in the napkin.

fromsoft backseaters fundamentally do not understand that they are 1/ annoying as hell, and 2/ robbing the player of a chance to understand that Nah, I'd Just Win is a mindset acquired through struggle and subsequently applicable to everything outside of a video game

eats it