Kirk

Thank you so much!

Dost thou wield a mighty feather? For I shall be struck down by thine beauty.
Also, goddamn, goddamn, goddamn!! 🥵🔥🔥

Me, wearing a black tuxedo, silver roses adorn the black tie because why be boring?

It’s that time of year when I subject myself to a large herd of extroverts for three days at a 5 star resort where, let’s be honest, I most certainly do not belong. Thankfully I’m home now and I’ll possibly be recovered in a week. But hey, enjoy the rare formal Kirk.

Waaaay too late for that I’m afraid.

What a pretty, pretty girl!

Jeans and what appears to be a button down. Seriously, who lets me go to the office like this?

I’m the one one the left. I swear I’m smiling. And not feeling like dying at all!

Seems like I’ve been everywhere but home the past month! So here’s one from (checks notes) 10/21 and a super-rare picture of me almost smiling during a race from Sunday.

This makes me happy. 😍

Good luck tomorrow!!

That most certainly does suck. Here’s hoping that it’s a much shorter duration.

The Horrors persist. But eventually they tire if you run long enough.

Or, it could be that a whole ‘nother batch of problems arise and one’s attention is focused elsewhere. I’ve certainly tried worse coping mechanisms.

Blue shirt, red bandanna, blue shorts, mud, blood, and a shit tonne of sweat.

Different blue shirt and black shorts. Blood is gone but sweat is replenished.

These really don’t do justice to the madness that was last weekend. First is after the Free State Trail Run Half Marathon on Saturday , the second is finishing the Billy Mills 10K on Sunday.

Love so many things about this one. Giving off a whole different kind of shivers with this! 👀🥵🔥

That’s a solid choice for a first tattoo. Well done.

Classic jeans, unbuttoned down with rolled up sleeves, and me with a strategically placed thumb

Odd week, this. Hopefully next week I’ll have pictures from the craziness I’m subjecting myself to this weekend. Meanwhile, a thoughtful pose from Tuesday.

Don’t you threaten me with a good time! Also, Ma’am! 🥵🔥

Plus, we all have different levels of insanity.

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Again?!

We would (respectfully, of course) be very interested in the calendar where this is the picture for October! 🥵🔥🌑🦇

Me, black shorts, new shoes, 6,378 mosquitos, and 4 quarts of sweat.

The rumors of cooler weather are as of yet, unfounded.

Every. Single. Time. Damn! 🥵🔥🔥 Water, please! The Thirst… it’s too much!

Unbuttoned button down with sleeves rolled up, blue jeans, and a strategically placed thumb.

I’m too tired for a witty comment tonight. We apologize for the inconvenience.

Is there anything more fun than talking to a boomer who is trying to navigate a computer system? Maybe an ingrown toenail?

Twenty runs?! Seriously? Like that’s a whole 17 more than their average. Baseball is dumb.
And since I love it, what does that say about me?

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So for the game I can’t watch, the Royals offense awakens from its deep slumber?

Obviously, he’s a moron. You definitely dodged a bullet there.

That is so lovely!

And yet, there’s no solution. And thank the gods for that!

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Respectfully, disrespectfully…