James

I dunno, i'd happily send a few to Dubai right now.

I'm sure India is simply thrilled to welcome another pompous Brit.

As long as he runs out of money midway through and someone gets pregnant.

Is that what they meant when they said they're eating the dawgs?

The lady in a little corner shop in town is always cold as ice. Thought she might be Vox but then ive just been pissing myself reading all the 1 star Google reviews. Seems she hates everyone 😎

Don't give them any ideas for another reunion episode.

30 years ago!?!? That stings as much as Milly's epic punch.

Photo of Morón driving school car in Motril

Our local driving school is called Morón. It always makes me smile when stuck behind one of their cars.

I'm sure Elon will send a canoe to rescue all his twatter minions.

And sent by mail. How corrupt!

Homemade Sausage & Egg breakfast buns. Perfect hangover cure.

McDonald's don't do hangover breakfasts here so attempted my own sausage egg muffins. Could have done with a few hash browns.

Your wife had to turn her light on manually?

Fifa set to announce the winner of its inaugural War Award 🏆🎃

She's not taking the lost deposit too well.

Chazza Mullins filthy rich former owner of Belgravia Plumbers & massive supporter of the defeated Deform party

Hannah Spencer, plumber, plasterer and now MP

Sorry mate, there's a new plumber in town! 🎉

Maybe the jetlag from his Maldives adventure is causing him added confusion this morning.

Ha! I had to Google it to double check the mound wasn't a bad dream i had before posting.

Bring back the Mound! 😉

Blueberries & lemon chantilly

This is chilling.

Panoramic shot overlooking the seamist covering the Med this morning

Seamist not quite reaching us

The sun always shines above the clouds! 😎

Lovely high ceilings! Enjoy the reno! 😎🪇💃

Seem to recall Becks Beer pulling its sponsorship midway through Series 1.

After a backlash, they tried to sponsor series 2 but were told to eff off.

Yup and it also seems to depend on the airport and security staff. I'm a UK passport holder but resident in Spain. Told we don't need new entry system, just show residency card... Not sure about when we travel to other EU countries though. I guess it will all become clear.

Sun about to rise over the Costa Tropical

Buenos Dias!

It boils my piss when politicians pontificate about work being the most important thing for people. Enjoying time on your own or with family/friends, travel & cultural activities shouldn't be secondary. Obviously you need money but life should be enjoyed.

He should have long since been forcibly flushed down the bog like the giant floating turd he is.

I'm sure she claims to be innocent. Why would she want documents to be hidden? 🤔

And the hedge fund billionaires. Look out! there's a small boat over there.

Nigel thinks you shouldn't be enjoying frivolities like dining out. Get back to the office and work till you drop.