Sean

(I never want an everything bagel)

I hate performance goals. I don’t have goals, I just work. Leave me the fuck alone.

Better than anything Abbott and Costello ever did

He doesn't even care about his own children and grandchildren. Why would he give a damn about yours?

The WEAPONS campaign for Amy Madigan is in full force on Instagram

It’s so good!

It's weird when someone calls themselves a DILF, because grammatically they should probably use DYLF

Had a little love,
Now I’m back for more

It's still surreal to me that a representative of Iran had to go on MSNBC to explain to American audiences that they're attacking US consulates and embassies in other countries because you attacked them first and their weapons can't reach the US directly

Markwayne Mullin, flip it around…

Oh hey

A true service bottom

I mean, we heard this kind of line during the first administration too, so I’m not holding my breath.

I was one of the people who thought things would change after Trump but then we had Joe Biden foisted upon us and here we are.

It’s absolutely not for me

Gotta keep it lively around here!

Less pressure on my bank account, more pressure on my frenu- *phone dies*

All that plastic surgery, published puppy murder, public lying, wanton corruption, performative and actual cruelty, for nothing.

BYE FELICIA

OH NO NOT HIM

Nothing will feel like a win until he is gone.

This stuff is so funny to me.
No name given or reason why they would have my number.

An actor talking shit about other performing arts….like what the hell?

Jesus h

I really hope Timmy loses the Oscar.

Some of you bitches are very stupid

But also, what’s the point of keeping billionaires in your state if you’re not going to tax them? So they can use public services without ever paying for them? So they can put a wrench into any and all progress they don’t like? If they don’t contribute, why fight to keep them?

The Real Litmus Test for Democratic Presidential Candidates Supporting a wealth tax.

The litmus test that actually matters for 2028 Democratic presidential candidates is "do not vote for them if they don't support a wealth tax."
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Why does an unelected goblin get so much say in things?

My Salon? Selective.

Proud of you

This is so much worse than I imagined it to be