Mrs Dooms-Paterson

I can’t believe you kiss your carving knife #totp

The first James Bond to have been fisted by Andi Peters

Ouchy. Need someone to kiss it better?

Screenshot of the nuclear war film Threads showing the date Saturday March 5th

Happy Threads Day! #Armageddonouttahere

I keep hearing stories that the locals go for walks and are shitting in the holes on his courses. I hope it’s true.

Just backed this on Kickstarter from @trip.bsky.social - a queer sci-fantasy high camp novel. That's right up my alley.

School uniforms to be redesigned with massive shoulder pads.

A peach pie with a wonky lattice pastry top

I effed up the lattice on top, but made a peach pie earlier. Kitchen smells lovely

I always find it funny when accounts like this have their name as ‘the real xxx’ As if anyone would pretend to be them.

Oh, absolutely. Not a want. A need.

We will, yes. One goes tomorrow, one Monday, then another on Tuesday. We’re keeping number four for a few more weeks as his new owners aren’t able to have him yet. It’ll be nice to have our girl here join the rest of the household and play with the adults.

Moustachioed men from roughly the 1970s serving absolute cunt in a varied section of outfits. There’s a yellow split leg robe, a pair of blue slacks, a leatherette trouser with shirt & jacket, and a pair of blue and black robes. It’s called fashion. Look it up.

I just can’t decide

I quite liked the unpredictability of it back then. It’s all far too sanitised now.

Discworld QOTD, from Jingo

“History was full of the bones of good men who'd followed bad orders in the hope that they could soften the blow. Oh, yes, there were worse things they could do, but most of them began right where they started following bad orders.”

I think the last one I saw was when Jarvis Cocker jumped on stage to moon Michael Jackson.

Maybe the rain isn’t really to blame.

I watched up to the end of episode five a few weeks ago and haven’t been in the right mind space to watch the final yet. It was so wonderful I didn’t want to add to it with the finale.

Five English Setters in a crate in the back of our car.

My neck with a big scratch down it courtesy of a puppy

An emotional few months with these cherubs is about to come to an end as they’re finally able to start going to their new homes as of tomorrow. Final vet check and jabs this afternoon and all were good as gold. Except for the one who scratched my neck. Forgiven instantly. #EnglishSetter

Every news alert I get that starts with his name is currently a disappointment. One big beautiful day, it won’t be.

Ooh, they’re on stools. Will they stand for the key change at the end? #totp

I know it’s very Old Man of me, but this is just noise #totp

Take a Star Trek episode and replace one word in the title with "bitch" (or "bitches")

‘Move Along, Bitch’

My favourite episode is on

Screenshot of a skeet hoping that Matt Goodwin is a bad loser so he can be called Matt BadLose. Followed by a screenshot from his Nazi CP Generating Hellsite account showing that he is indeed a bad loser

The skyline provided this rather lovely pairing

How does it feel to be a loser? 😂

Well that’s the best news to wake up to this morning.

Seeing Matt Goodwin stand up there as he’s pronounced to be a loser was the icing on the cake. I think I might cum

Matt "Good win"? More like Matt Cunt

matt goodwin *will* see your jokes about him and they will gnaw away at what’s left of his soul forever and ever and ever

Happy Birthday! Hope that you have the best day x

Definitely Moist.

And it might be the last thing I do but I feel like Wolfgang would be fun.