Alexandra

I fell asleep on the sofa with a chicken nugget on my leg and it was stilllll there when I woke up.
I. Won.

oh yeah. Yep.

I’m gonna need a picture pls, but I see the vision now

is this a metaphor

the day I stop wanting to do some shit is really a turning point, for me.
my apathy is so rare, I almost never question it.
and it’s approaching, yet again.

like the idea of a cross country cock is far fetched?!

I’ve been away too long, I see lol

it gave “papa was a rolling stone,” how would I know?!😭

oh. Nvm.

is this someone’s code name??

I just know myself lol I can’t

I thought about that, but I really need you to come to me already housebroken.
I already have one child.

Chile let me find out where the menfolk in their 30s be at and head on down

I petition for the male humans to do this.

I would be absolutely livid

so I thought about this some more and now, unfortunately, I’ve learned that sharks and guppies might have a penis???

I want to go to a boiler room function with the nice jammy jams

yayyy cmon!!

I think I need to cry, but I forgot why lol

‘The camera is my weapon of choice’: Gordon Parks’ era-defining shots of segregation – and those who defied it The visionary photographer captured the ugliness of racism in America, as well as the strength and dignity of those who opposed it – from cleaners in the corridors of power to Martin Luther King Jr pr...

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be safe pls!

I really did see my ex in an elevator and glitched bc I forgot he was a person that existed lmao that’s terrible

Also… once I’m done caring about you? It’s a wrap.

No hard feelings or anything. You just simply won’t exist to me.

Ooooh that’s a good idea, lemme join you!

I’m seeing more and more vegetarian sushi options these days. I hope you can find something that’s a tolerable placeholder!

if you’re anxious, you will misread my calmness, patience, and forgiveness for disinterest.

oh babe! What about an avocado roll (no fish)? Or a shrimp tempura?

what I actually need is for someone to feed me sushi while I read, so I can focus my hands on the book.

Lmao I mean yes, AND