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Horatio Flamethrower๐Ÿชท๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช

@blindmellojelly

Perpetually amazed by the amount of people who are mentally constipated yet suffer from frequent & explosive bouts of verbal diarrhea. Jet City, Planet Earth.

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Exactly!

08.03.2026 04:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He looks ridiculous in that photo

08.03.2026 00:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Aaahhh. He can't get anymore ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฐ from Miriam Adelson? He did fine money wise in the primary. At least in ad money.

08.03.2026 00:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wait! The same Black voters, some of whom, were turned away from the polls in Dallas County? Now, the Tรฅlarico supporters who, upon hearing that news, mostly shrugged, now expect those same Black folks to work for them?
They better stop wasting time and mobilize โšช folk and The Adjacencyโ„ข crew.

08.03.2026 00:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 10 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He looks like he's trying to figure out his left foot from his right.

08.03.2026 00:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I hope it eases up for you. ๐Ÿคž๐Ÿพ

07.03.2026 23:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Whoa. Then he'd better mobilize โšช folks and The Adjacencyโ„ข this fall. Because after they essentially told the Texas GOP that they were fine with suppressing predominantly Black votes in Dallas County, they'll do it again in November.
Good luck.

07.03.2026 16:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 13 ๐Ÿ” 5 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I just walked through the family room and my wife had the Next Top Model docu on. There was a model that said she was the first plus sized contestant. She was a size 6. WTF?!
Ladies, the fashion/model industry really does run around calling y'all a bunch of fรฅt asses for no reason don't they? Damn.

07.03.2026 02:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What "core values"? Ass kissing the ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ‘น?

06.03.2026 22:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ˜‚ Even better.

06.03.2026 18:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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They gonna hand you a parachute and open the door? Send you off with a...

06.03.2026 18:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Susan Collins has gotten all too comfortable staying silent as the President takes a wrecking ball to our Constitution.

This moment demands someone who will fight back. I've stood up to him before, and I'm not afraid to do it again in the Senate.

06.03.2026 16:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 469 ๐Ÿ” 139 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 13 ๐Ÿ“Œ 6

blame.

the.

voters.

06.03.2026 16:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 30 ๐Ÿ” 5 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
Graphic with of VA-04 and pins labeled for all 14 community projects funded by Rep. McClellan. Text reads, โ€œCONGRESSWOMAN MCCLELLAN SECURES $10,149,000 FOR VIRGINIAโ€™S FOURTH.โ€ Logo of Rep. McClellan is present.

Graphic with of VA-04 and pins labeled for all 14 community projects funded by Rep. McClellan. Text reads, โ€œCONGRESSWOMAN MCCLELLAN SECURES $10,149,000 FOR VIRGINIAโ€™S FOURTH.โ€ Logo of Rep. McClellan is present.

Thrilled to announce that I secured over $10 MILLION in funding for community projects across Virginiaโ€™s Fourth!

These projects will make our water safer, invest in research at VSU and VCU, improve stormwater management and upgrade our roads.

06.03.2026 16:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 13 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

@ellaorpj.bsky.social

06.03.2026 18:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Capitol Hunters confirms Platner lied about why he could not get back into the Marines in 2009. It was because of his Nazi/antisemitic tattoo. He blamed Marine policy barring sleeve tattoos, but Marine policy grandfathered sleeve tattoos. It barred symbols of hate, which is what the Totenkopf is.

06.03.2026 15:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 377 ๐Ÿ” 209 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11 ๐Ÿ“Œ 22

Maaaaaaannnn. If that doesn't tell you everything...

06.03.2026 15:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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โ€œThe only reason people are objecting to that idea [James having to earn Black folksโ€™s votes] is because they never really had to earn the Black vote beforeโ€!! ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ

๐ŸŽฅ: @amandasmildtakes

05.03.2026 23:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 33 ๐Ÿ” 14 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Yooooooo!! I'm on my way!

06.03.2026 00:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I don't know either.

05.03.2026 23:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Welp.

05.03.2026 23:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You worked on Phantoms?! Nice! I always thought they were the coolest jet.

05.03.2026 23:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Glasses and the 80's Flip hair cut. ๐Ÿ’ฏ

05.03.2026 23:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Do the "Do Something" folks understand this photo? It's about numbers.

05.03.2026 23:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 22 ๐Ÿ” 9 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That's WILD!!

05.03.2026 22:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

UPDATE: Strongly worded letters just got kristy noem fired.

05.03.2026 19:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 175 ๐Ÿ” 57 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

She was unaware she had trouble reading? Her parents/guardians didn't know? How was she doing her reading assignments/homework?
Yeah the school district needs to answer for this but...
She graduated with a 3.87

05.03.2026 20:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 12 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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A reminder.

05.03.2026 17:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 50 ๐Ÿ” 20 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Now Iโ€™m seeing folks saying that Talarico resonated with people on social media because his message was joyful

05.03.2026 15:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 15 ๐Ÿ” 4 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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05.03.2026 17:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0