Maxine m. / VFMADDSUB231PD 🏳️‍⚧️🐪

I'm going to go up to you and smell you

I also meow a lot

Call me a catgirl the way I sleep a lot, eat a lot, and tend to annoy people

Bats are a subspecies of octopus.

That's happened long ago

Just farted

I love spiders, and rats, and clowns, and raccoons, and owls, and my vuvu

🤡💀

Ain't boots the guy from dora the explorer?

Shimp Shimp

Protein milkshake, but the protein is just a raw chicken thigh

But like for totally straight reasons, I'm definitely not gay

Actually, I invented it

Humans were socially meant to live together in tribes, as we lived during caveman times, and before that as apes, yet our isolationist society tells us to live alone or at most in families.

two wolves...

🐪❤️

I have beaten all c sides, and gotten all Strawberries (except the golden strawberries) now all that's left is to do farewell

Me flipping my image on a good weekend

I need a shrink

I love you

I appreciate your kind words annoying puppy

I've never believed myself to be worthy of love, but she makes believe that maybe I am

NANCY MACE: What is a woman? Have you learned that lesson?

WALZ: I'm the governor of Minnesota. I'm not here to be a prop for your obsession.

Rubbing organ oil all over my organs (it reduces inter-organ friction)

Swedish Fish that taste like actual fish

Omg, at least it looks fine now, that must have been terrifying, if you need anything I'm here for you, feel free to message me about whatever you want

AI-generated artwork is officially not eligible for copyright protection after the U.S. Supreme Court declined to review the appeal.

The court ruled that a work must have a human creator in order to qualify for copyright.

(Link: www.reuters.com/legal/govern...)

When the things others find annoying about you, she thinks are cute 🐪😣

We were once cavemen, now we build houses to mimic our natural habitat.
Pigeons, also known as rock doves, naturally perch upon rock outcrops in cliffs and shit, now they perch upon outcrops of our manmade cliff recreations, inside which are manmade cave recreations.
I swear I'm completely sober.

Illustration of a small black cat with large white eyes sitting on a grassy field. The background is a textured sky blending bluish-gray tones with abstract warm orange shapes layered across it. The text above reads: “It’s almost never about being fully ready. It’s mostly about being brave enough to try and choose courage anyway.”