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Zack Stern

@zjstern

Oregon defense lawyer. Slayer of the automobile exception and (hopefully) civil forfeiture.

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Amen!

04.03.2026 05:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Dude sees into the future

28.02.2026 16:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Indeed

27.02.2026 06:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Such a funny way to call Gorsuch a pick-me

21.02.2026 04:42 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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An insane sequence of events

19.02.2026 04:20 πŸ‘ 71 πŸ” 17 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 4

Incredible piece about some of Salem's inner workings. Though none of this is surprising, it's wonderful to see a spotlight on it.

17.02.2026 21:09 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Dame!!

14.02.2026 23:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s half time, and that means it’s time for one of America’s most enduring and beloved traditions: mediocre white people being unproductively furious at having to notice brown people

09.02.2026 01:11 πŸ‘ 2427 πŸ” 243 πŸ’¬ 23 πŸ“Œ 4

Just trying to get back to his roots!

06.02.2026 02:26 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Vasquez? Have a plan?! To hold cops accountable?!?!

Zero chance that guy is capable of doing anything requiring a spine or actually helping the public. Might makes right with the likes of him. We're the prey.

01.02.2026 22:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Mazel Tov!

31.01.2026 14:20 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

May this gain traction.

25.01.2026 23:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

nobody knows what a full grown greg bovino looks like.... only the larval stage has ever been photographed

25.01.2026 19:44 πŸ‘ 3962 πŸ” 577 πŸ’¬ 23 πŸ“Œ 43

Wake up. Make breakfast. Do email. Watch a murder. Go to a party for a 5 year old. Laugh with my daughter. See a different angle of that murder. Hear govt officials slander the victim. Play Barbies with my kid. Feed her dinner. Tear up at that victim reading last honors to a vet. Put kid to bed. USA

25.01.2026 04:43 πŸ‘ 7003 πŸ” 1425 πŸ’¬ 75 πŸ“Œ 51

think we might need to start calling them Kavanaugh murders.

24.01.2026 21:02 πŸ‘ 389 πŸ” 105 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 5
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24.01.2026 21:01 πŸ‘ 557 πŸ” 105 πŸ’¬ 21 πŸ“Œ 8

A lot of self described Christians seem to be banking on there not actually being a hell.

25.01.2026 00:55 πŸ‘ 5103 πŸ” 871 πŸ’¬ 104 πŸ“Œ 42

Tbh, same.

25.01.2026 02:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I can't put into words the feeling of watching our government, a hive of evil antisocial filth, the absolute worst humanity has to offer, colliding with the best. Ordinary people trying to help each other, risking everything to stand up for what's plainly, unambiguously fair and right. It's unreal

25.01.2026 01:34 πŸ‘ 21220 πŸ” 4278 πŸ’¬ 79 πŸ“Œ 84

Fuck these chuds. Scum. Filth. The lot of them.

24.01.2026 21:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I liked the Kavanaugh that was into boofing out of Squeed. Much cooler than the Kavanaugh that paved the way for this shit.

18.01.2026 03:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Show up and outnumber the chuds and they start acting less chud-like.

Really interesting article

17.01.2026 20:43 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
Want to get rid of your kids' old sports trophies? Send them to Trump-
1600 Pennsylvania Ave. NW
Washington, DC 20500

Want to get rid of your kids' old sports trophies? Send them to Trump- 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. NW Washington, DC 20500

Received this from a friend. It could be a movementβ€” of ridicule and mockery.

17.01.2026 04:48 πŸ‘ 27 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1

I think this is such an important distinction & reminder

like I don't owe any allegiance to the systems and structures and the machinery of power, but there are fucking beautiful extraordinary amazing people in every corner of this country and to whatever degree I'm "patriotic" it's loyalty to them

15.01.2026 05:08 πŸ‘ 602 πŸ” 85 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 0

Cretins. The lot of them.

15.01.2026 03:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Best part? Check all the em-dashes. This crashout is brought to you by chatgpt.

14.01.2026 14:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
PSA reading β€œHey there neighbor! We all want to feel safe, but your Ring camera is sharing everything with ICE, including every person that walks by.” Cartoon smiley faces saying β€œAck!”, β€œOh no!”, β€œThat’s terrible!” A cartoon shouting β€œWhat to do?!” Text: β€œTurn it off! Or, cover the camera and use audio only.” A drawing showing β€œYou” cutting the stream of information from Ring to Amazon to ICE. Text: β€œWe keep each other safe” surrounded by drawings of hearts.

PSA reading β€œHey there neighbor! We all want to feel safe, but your Ring camera is sharing everything with ICE, including every person that walks by.” Cartoon smiley faces saying β€œAck!”, β€œOh no!”, β€œThat’s terrible!” A cartoon shouting β€œWhat to do?!” Text: β€œTurn it off! Or, cover the camera and use audio only.” A drawing showing β€œYou” cutting the stream of information from Ring to Amazon to ICE. Text: β€œWe keep each other safe” surrounded by drawings of hearts.

12.01.2026 19:23 πŸ‘ 2205 πŸ” 965 πŸ’¬ 84 πŸ“Œ 36

Sometimes all you can do is make the world 0.0000000000001% less awful by being a good person and it feels very meaningless but it’s also the only thing that really matters

07.01.2026 19:49 πŸ‘ 11676 πŸ” 3933 πŸ’¬ 66 πŸ“Œ 104

All those em dashes. This was written by AI

06.01.2026 15:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Literally a publication for eight-year olds 40 years ago

04.01.2026 18:49 πŸ‘ 43470 πŸ” 16081 πŸ’¬ 326 πŸ“Œ 411