I need him more than air
13.03.2026 00:01
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dear lord
13.03.2026 00:01
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Tilly Norwood came to London and stood on the left on every escalator
12.03.2026 23:55
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vaxxed?
12.03.2026 14:21
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That sounds like StarCraft Zerg campaign
12.03.2026 22:50
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Wait for the oil to reach the next phase of its complex and slow life cycle, where it will emerge from the ground like a brood of extraterrestrial cicadas and leave this planet for parts unknown.
12.03.2026 22:41
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portal gun
12.03.2026 22:49
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the stink of gender resentment coming off Silicon Valley has been obvious for a while. these men hate women because they hate being told no.
12.03.2026 22:14
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Narratively having Ever Given getting stuck in 2021 to set up Hormuz in 2026 is great foreshadowing. You want your audience to understand the basics of international shipping in a lower stakes context so you drop the real plot without a lot of saggy exposition about the minutiae of cargo logistics.
12.03.2026 13:08
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an AI generated image of the Strait of Hormuz and mocking a diagram that originally showed trucks going across the land, but now I've put two stargates there instead
can this be a solution
12.03.2026 12:56
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ChocoBilly suggesting the use of Golden Chocobos to transport the oil over mountain & sea
🐤🛢️🐤🛢️🐤🛢️🐤🛢️🐤🛢️
12.03.2026 15:03
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This whole blocked strait business happening just a few months before House of the Dragon season 3 where the plot is about breaking a naval blockade? I think HBO is behind it
12.03.2026 15:35
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When I was in school I saw a film that was entirely spoken in Renaissance Portuguese and I had a friend who was studying languages at uni
12.03.2026 15:32
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Nuclear bombs are awful but if anyone shouldn't be "allowed" to have them maybe it should be the country that has shown they're willing to use them?
12.03.2026 15:29
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can't imagine why he's making it so complicated 🙄
12.03.2026 15:20
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A google maps view of the area around the Strait of Hormuz, with crude markup showing the 4 steps to successfully clearing the strait:
1. Build up speed
2. Hit Trampoline
3. Cool backflip
4. Nail the landing
The boat is illustrated using a clip art yacht, and the trampoline is also just kind of floating there.
wait. wait. everyone hold on. i've solved it
12.03.2026 12:04
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Maybe no one is ok
12.03.2026 15:26
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No mundo ou no Brasil?
12.03.2026 14:11
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We know the straights aren't ok but are the gays ok? 20% for reform?
12.03.2026 14:08
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Why go on the sea at all? Just drive it entirely over land!
12.03.2026 14:02
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Ah yes the human centipede approach
12.03.2026 13:58
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Probably the hardest problem is finding the infrastructure on the other side to load all the tankers again
12.03.2026 13:57
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Santa Catarina sempre tudo misturado
12.03.2026 13:50
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Yes but there are also right wingers
12.03.2026 01:58
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Donny Proffit, who specializes in bareback riding.
Shockingly, this isn't a thread of gay pornstars.
12.03.2026 01:52
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Brent Crude sounds like a gay porn guy who gets arrested
12.03.2026 01:52
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What about Momentum
11.03.2026 21:10
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Who wanted infighting and who wanted victory? It wasn't Corbyn who had a dodgily funded org inside the party focused on sabotaging it.
11.03.2026 15:01
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This is so much fun, though: Jesus didn't wear trousers, Jesus had long hair,etc
11.03.2026 14:28
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Is this a quotation meant to criticize?
11.03.2026 14:25
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