Have you noticed how Our Sister of Unintentional Self-Ownage goes on these wild screeds where she just projectile-vomits a bunch of comments to placate her fragile ego, basically doing anything possible to pretend she’s a Leftist & not a diet-MAGA feels-over-reals human supremacist?
c-r-i-n-g-e
23.09.2025 03:59
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Co-worker: "What don't you support again?"
Me: "treating humans as owned commodities"
Co-worker: "That's a hassle. Can't you just be flexible for a day?"
Me: "What's the point of principles if I can just bend or break them?"
Anyway, I probably won't be invited to the open-air job-fair thing.
22.09.2025 22:43
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Co-worker: "What don't you do again?"
Me: "roofie and date-rape women"
Co-worker: "That's a hassle. Can't you just be flexible for a day?"
Me: "What's the point of principles if I can just bend or break them?"
Anyway, I probably won't be invited to the “cruising for women” thing
22.09.2025 22:37
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Non-vegan leftists:
“Boycott Disney! Cancel your Plus subscription!… YES, we did it!”
Also non-vegan leftists:
“Boycott the Animal Agriculture Industry!? Whoa now—much too big of a problem that could ever be solved with individual actio—OH LOOK OVER THERE! ITS THE CAPITALIST BOOGEY MAN!”
🏃♀️💨
22.09.2025 22:25
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Where do you think the Maasai gained their “just tap the cow for some yummy blood smoothie and put some clay on the wound” inspiration from?
22.09.2025 21:03
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Except for Maxwell’s Cheetahs…
…that developed a niche tactic of knocking ruminants to the ground and taking turns going at the teats
😂
22.09.2025 19:38
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I’ve realized I’m highly lactose intolerant since going WFPB.
I’d probably try the yeast-poop casein products once… bathroom nearby…
22.09.2025 19:35
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Rule of thumb: If the plant-clette doesn’t smell mildly of vomit while heating it’s B.S.
(Oh boy, here comes Our Lady of Perpetual Outrage for a round of VoMiT eAtiNg VeGaNs 😂)
22.09.2025 19:25
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“I think it’s fine if a parent is consensualist and pro-body-autonomy and refuses to allow date rape in their own home, but also doesn’t get mad if their child date-rapes at a friend’s house.”
See how that logic falls-apart once we swap-out a victim you actually extend moral consideration towards?
22.09.2025 19:22
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I wish I had your handicap
ॐ
22.09.2025 19:11
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I started my education at Ecolent with predominantly U.N. satellite office kids, one of the big reasons I get so amused when carnists accuse me of being “racist…”
…Like, my best friends were literally Kenyan, Fijian and Pakistani 😂
I predominantly moved to NYC to feel real diversity again 🤣
22.09.2025 19:10
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> where I live
Oh hey 👋 former-dwelled-with-mandatory-bomb-shelter here 😂
Genève
A few years back I saw an outfit en Suisse that was doing plant Raclette, ever try it?
22.09.2025 19:02
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Early-you’ll-be-vegan experience was channel-flipping in my 1st Boston apt., stumble on a mid-day investigative report exposé on the underground cat-meat trade
Immediate shot:
Half-boiled de-furred still-alive cat getting its brainstem clevered in a commercial kitchen 🤢
How I see cows nowadays…
22.09.2025 18:54
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Are you trying to trigger pearl-clutch-ageddon, here?
Do you think these middle-school-level insult-comic-trolls have the sophistication to understand you’re attempting to elevate animals to human levels of moral consideration & not the knee-jerkingest-opposite interpretation of it?
…I’ve got news
22.09.2025 18:30
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That’s… not what it means at all.
You seem fun at libraries 👍
Muted.
22.09.2025 18:20
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Shhhhh don’t tell the “leftists” they’re perpetuating right-wing talking-points, they really hate it.
22.09.2025 18:15
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Oh boy Hugo, if there’s one thing you can count on Our Lady of Perpetual Outrage for, it’s having your analogy *Whooosh💨* right past the cerebral cortex, straight to that amygdala, and barf-out as a cool knee-jerk about you being “racist” or “antisemitic” or “sexually deviant”
Clutch them pearls!
22.09.2025 18:13
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What a cunning vegan-point-destroying response 😂
A fucking gif projecting the logic pretzels these corpse-lickers twist for themselves to pretend they’re not super-racist immigrant-abusers implicit in their purchase decisions 🙄
Remember when DCC called Crown Heights a “shithole”? 😂
So MAGA-like
22.09.2025 18:04
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Meaty-one.
Suggesting a Ⓥegan is hypocritical because “SOCIETAL WRONG COMMITTED” is classic Nirvana Fallacy
No amount of “No, YOU!” Is going to change the fact that our German friend was trying to wriggle-out of culpability for his abhorrent purchase decisions trying to use that vehicle…
22.09.2025 17:57
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No, this is you having a hard time bridging the gap between the two logics because you deem one party “worth protecting” and the other “not worth protecting” 👍
22.09.2025 17:52
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Has anybody noticed that Sister Mary «Soy Rage» Gifs’ trite AI ‘parody’ infers that non-vegans are the ones who are “sexually repressted”?
So… the vegans are getting tons of action?
If you say so 😂
…explains not being able to go more’n 4 posts without mentioning vegan sexuality 🤭
So much cope
22.09.2025 17:50
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Hey, have we forgotten that these meat-simps are contributing to a system that subjects a large constituency of undocumented immigrants to psychological trauma… Upticks in domestic violence and pet abuse… All for slowly-decaying flesh nummies 🤷
And they probably think they’re not racist A.F. 😂
🤡🥩🎪
22.09.2025 17:42
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You shouldn’t.
Meat’s actually super gross—we only adapted to that shit like 2.5 million years ago… a blip in the grand scheme of primate and hominidae evolution.
There’s a reason our closest cousin on the taxonomic tree still eats only 5% meat, 95% plants. The next-closest only rarely eat bugs…
22.09.2025 16:04
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I’ve got a better idea!
Let’s ask Alex Hershaft—literal Nazi Holocaust Survivor—what HE thinks concentration camps are similar to:
22.09.2025 13:37
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See, that’s how your cognitive dissonance wanted you to perceive it, but in actuality they were just drawing a parallel between two societal injustices that are at different stages of cultural extinguishment…
Reducing their argument that way makes you look ignorant.
Grow up and #govegan
22.09.2025 13:34
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“I will work to accommodate the body autonomy needs of others. Just don’t be rude about it”
Ya don’t think putting a bolt-gun against a sentient beings’ head & pulling the trigger is a bit “rude” when it’s 100% completely un-necessary?
Adjust those horse-blinders. You just peeked at some truth 👍
22.09.2025 13:17
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“If you see me posting a picture of my rape victims and you want a suggested alternative to a part of it, if you are pro-body-autonomy or consensualist, just ask without inflammatory language. Don’t say you don’t “respect women,” It’s sexual-gratification-shaming. I don’t tolerate that in my feed.”
22.09.2025 13:12
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22.09.2025 13:05
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