I need someone close, someone who cares, someone physically powerful to steal Tony Khan's phone. Right now.
05.03.2026 21:18
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I need someone close, someone who cares, someone physically powerful to steal Tony Khan's phone. Right now.
Oh wow.
Do Poker Night 2 as well, plzthx.
The sheer number of "wait,whats AEW" questions I've had to field the last few weeks, that A LOT of us have had to field the last few weeks, there's now a really slick, well produced primer to give to the curious. This is a classy move, especially with our wrestling aunts presenting it.
Guy: I DONT LIKE THING. *a holy angel descends from the heavens, with a single note, a single message of the divine* "OK."
Ladies, gentlemen, and the nonconforming: Iori Yagami.
Looking forward to the YouTube videos about this that most of its audience will watch at 1.75x.
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Legit question #Wrestlesky 🤼 : has there been a working women's wrestler who has natural silver hair the way Tommaso Ciampa does?
Nahhh. Cody was basically pushed out after he couldn't get over. Danhausen wasnt being used. Everyone else just wanted to be booked differently. Hell, Stephanie Vaquer *turned down* a bigger AEW payday to go to WWE.
If you want a sellout, it's not Punk going to WWE, it's Punk going to Saudi.
Hello, 911, id like to report a house fire in Long Island? No, it actually hasn't happened yet, I just think it'd be smart to have a few firefighters on standby for when--hello? Hello?
#AEWDynamite #Wrestlesky
When's Gargano's contract up again?
#AEWDynamite #Wrestlesky
100% here for this Statlander fit where she looks like sexy Albert Wesker.
#AEWDynamite #Wrestlesky
Thekla wins. Clean, too.
Honestly, Yexas, y'all deserved it after fucking up on the ICE chants.
#AEWDynamite #Wrestlesky
Of course Texas broke the streak.
Of course.
#AEWDynamite #Wrestlesky
Brandon Cutler catching his 1000th career stray.
#AEWDynamite #Wrestlesky
Petition to call the Protokada/Mark Davis trio Dunkaroos.
#AEWDynamite #Wrestlesky
oh shiiiiiiiii
#AEWDynamite #Wrestlesky
The Iinspiration: Run back our entrance theme!
Hayter/Windzaaaaa:
#AEWDynamite #Wrestlesky
Yaaaay the Iinspiration kept their Harley theme.
#AEWDynamite #Wrestlesky
His names Finlay, and he loves to fight.
#AEWDynamite #Wrestlesky
That Clark Connors spear is one of the coolest things I've seen in a hot minute.
#AEWDynamite #Wrestlesky
ITS WEDNESDAY. YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS.
#AEWDynamite #Wrestlesky
Also, just throwing this out there, #Wrestlesky 🤼 folks: it's a HUGE missed opportunity to not have Toni Storm doing crossover promotion for The Bride. If you gave Toni a gun, she's basically been doing Jessie Buckley's performance for 3 years now.
I reviewed Maggie Gyllenhaal's The Bride. I loved every big, loud, grandiose, sloppy, pissed off, stupidly romantic minute of this.
For fellow alt kids: if Del Toro's Frankenstein was The Cure or Joy Division, this is Switchblade Symphony or Jack Off Jill.
Go read.
Just gonna put “AGLAB” out into the universe before the LANTERNS trailer drops in its entirety, feel free to use it
Saving most of my thoughts for a full review, but if Todd Phillips had any fucking courage, taste, or freak in him, #TheBrideMovie is what Joker: Folie a Deux would've, could've, and damn well should've been.
IMAX screen showing The Bride
MY NIGHT. LETS GO.
