Christian D'Andrea

TINY TOONS VERSION???

DJ Moore's yards per route run as a Bear:

2023: 2.31 (13th out of 102 qualified WRs)
2024: 1.43 (57th/103)
2025: 1.21 (63rd/94)

he was, somehow, at his best with Justin Fields and Tyson Bagent as his QBs. but he's only about to be 29 years old so... yeah it might work for the Bills

for the most part. occasionally you'll get a team jump in last minute to top a trade offer or wade in without a deal in place, but then they're ceding a lot of leverage to the player in negotiations after the fact (this was a Bill O'Brien specialty)

Patriots' Stefon Diggs release means a busy offseason in Foxborough Diggs was, in terms of EPA, the NFL's fourth-most valuable WR. Was this a case of getting rid of an off-field distraction, or something more?

Stefon Diggs was the NFL's fourth-most valuable WR in terms of total EPA. his importance to the Patriots & Drake Maye was worth a $26.5 million cap hit. but felony strangulation charges and the specter of an age-related decline forced the Pats to change plans

ftw.usatoday.com/story/sports...

Rams' Trent McDuffie trade isn't another '[expletive] them picks' deal The Rams are in position to add an All-Pro cornerback specifically *because* Les Snead has done an incredible job creating value at the draft.

using the Belichick draft trade model, the excess value Les Snead got in last year's Rams-Falcons trade was equal to a late 1st round pick

today, Snead acquired a 25-year-old cornerback who has been an All-Pro half his seasons in the league... for a late 1st

ftw.usatoday.com/story/sports...

Bengals freed from long-running nightmare of having a competent pass rusher

hey this sucks, but it isn't a reflection of the work you're doing, because you're kicking ass out there. let me know if i can help in any way.

it is my dream to go to Solon and eat enough beef that i die like John Wayne for $22

Whoever Josh Pate is and Donald Trump

Apolitically interviewing the war starter about NFL kickoff rules

Eli Stowers proceeded to jump 45.5 INCHES

fuck man we're gonna put all the satirists out of work at this pace

hoooo buddy

sometimes it bes like that

FUCK YES MEG

Pretty amazing that comms person at FBI called my @ms.now colleague @kendilanian-nbc.bsky.social a liar and demand a correction only for Kash to post a photo from the locker room

doing what I can for US hockey by watching the Madison Capitols in their miracle on ice uniforms in honor of Bob Suter

yep, that's him alright

i always knew @espnbillc.bsky.social was a wise man

well at least now he's got an excuse not to hand out the checks we knew were never coming

anyway, go tell the people who matter how you feel about them. tomorrow isn't guaranteed

oh no. Wes covered a rival but did so with incredible effort, attention to detail and the ability to translate the idiosyncrasies of Tennessee sports in a relatable and enlightening way. if he's gone, we're all worse off

Insane levels of sportswashing and dipshittery going on here

i cannot think of a worse feeling than losing a gold medal game, then being forced to watch your rivals celebrate while Pharrell's "Happy" plays over the loudspeaker

Wisconsin hockey is gonna roll into the NCAA tournament with 4 different gold medalists on the roster:

Caroline Harvey
Kirsten Simms
Laila Edwards
Ava McNaughton

good luck, everyone else!

yelled loudly enough my daughter thought she was in trouble

man, the absolute confidence you have in your face-off to pull the goalie during a stoppage. phhheeeewwww buddy

the man has talents i'd never realized

my daughter got on my laptop, did what i lovingly call her "stupid asshole" impression and said "i'm dad, i'm posting, post, post, post, post, post" while typing away and joke's on her because she got like 75 reposts and dad never gets that kind of engagement

oh shit oh FUCK i traded half a bottle of wild turkey for those launch codes and i wasn't supposed to show them to anyone