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Great new packaging, same bad flavor he/him • hockey • tabletop games • DMV No war but class war Fuck AI; support human artists

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With Kämpf presumably getting a jersey next game and going forward I doubt Lappy gets back in unless there’s an injury, and maybe it would hurt his stock if he gets in for a handful more games and doesn’t do much in them, but I would love another strong performance or two to attract some suitors

10.03.2026 04:06 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’m only half joking when I say GMCP should be pitching VAN specifically, and other Pacific teams (including Calgary), on his services. Give the Canucks a chance to buy low on a distressed asset that torches the Flames. Just because it hasn’t worked here doesn’t mean it won’t work somewhere

10.03.2026 04:01 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I don’t think he’s done enough to prop his window in DC open. Being a couple years into not grabbing a roster spot in spite of numerous gift-wrapped opportunities to do so won’t endear you to decision makers. But he has those better results to point to, plus he was a first round pick and that counts

10.03.2026 04:01 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I can’t turn it up now but I thought I had previously skeeted (skote?) about tonight potentially being Lappy’s last game played with the Caps. If it was then at least he went out on a good one. He’s looked roughly the same but has gotten much better results over the last few weeks. He’ll be an RFA

10.03.2026 04:01 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Maybe the secret is the sweet tarts vape. I thought about asking the bathroom guy if he knew what kind it was so I could get one myself but that’s no way to approach someone for the first time, doubly so since I don’t think it was him since he’s normally there but the vape isn’t

10.03.2026 03:24 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This was maybe my most successful bathroom break yet. Caps coming off a horrible second period, didn’t look significantly better early in the third, and were heading back to the PP where the most vivid horrors of the second period occurred. But before I left the bathroom they’d scored a pair of

10.03.2026 03:22 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Love Freebird when the free bird is chicken (McNuggets)

10.03.2026 01:27 👍 7 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

Caps may have forgotten how to hockey since the end of the first but my guy who smokes the sweet tarts vape is back in the bathroom

10.03.2026 01:09 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Best Connor Mc in the National at it again

09.03.2026 23:40 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Pregame warmups for Flames at Caps

Pregame warmups for Flames at Caps

Back at it

09.03.2026 22:37 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Another installment of holographic WWE merchandise sticker on a toilet paper holder in a CapOne bathroom

Another installment of holographic WWE merchandise sticker on a toilet paper holder in a CapOne bathroom

They traded Carlson and Dowd but the sticker remains

09.03.2026 22:27 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I think he got recalled after the deadline and is therefore eligible for the playoffs in Hershey, but it does suck that the plan could be to let him get some practices and watch some games yet again

09.03.2026 22:12 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Not getting a pic so you’ll have to imagine it but they’ve got an Indy car on the concourse to promote President big boy’s big car race vroom vroom Fourth of July vroom

09.03.2026 22:11 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I knew it was soon but not soon like this week soon. I assume he gets a practice or two and maybe watches one from the press box but otherwise I assume he’s going right in

09.03.2026 19:28 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I get what I assume is the same roundup as an email each week, maybe that’s a workaround

09.03.2026 16:48 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Not a lot of practice time left this season so at some point he’s gonna have to grab that moving train

09.03.2026 16:46 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Silly goose that I am I was looking forward to seeing Liljegren tonight. Just one more disappointment to toss on the pile

09.03.2026 16:32 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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a person is cutting a turkey with a fork on a table with vegetables . Alt: Clark Griswold carving the Christmas turkey. It’s just a little north of well done. Clark is surprised to see it is beyond cooked

A mere 7 points out of WC2, and just 8 behind third in the Metro

09.03.2026 15:30 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Things got better, or worse depending on how you’re looking at things. I don’t know that I can cheer for better draft positioning in what seems ever more likely to be Ovi’s last season but if there’s a bit you know I’m gonna commit to it

09.03.2026 15:27 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

But the problem at forward I agree is a larger concern. Lots of good support players but not much to lead the attack beyond PLD and Leonard. Lil Pro looks good in Hershey but maybe not a game breaker either. GMCP spent all year looking for that top 6 skill guy, maybe this offseason he’ll find one

09.03.2026 15:04 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’m not great on who shoots which way but I think the D (near) currently looks like defense on the right (Marty, Roy, Liljegren) and offense on the left (Chychrun, Sandin, Hutson soon), and that seems good to pretty good to me. Maybe you’d like variety to go double offense but that seems minor

09.03.2026 15:04 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Finally got those new shoes, explicitly called walking shoes. They have a slightly dropped heel and seem like they’ll roll along real nice but the true test lies ahead. Also got some bacon cheesy tots as a treat, a thing I didn’t know existed and an improvement on the cheesy tots I love too much

09.03.2026 14:40 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Definitely helped having a better frame. I was new to Ghibli and had done mostly the serious ones the first time so I didn’t really click with the much lighter young girl makes her way vibe. Second time around was a delight. The whole design of Jiji is great, really nails the small cat feel

09.03.2026 03:31 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

It’s not the sort of movie where bad things will happen but still doesn’t seem safe to have a huge spinning propeller on the front of your bicycle

09.03.2026 02:46 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I was going to watch Portrait of a Lady on Fire again for International Women’s Day but I want something a little lighter so we’re revisiting Kiki’s Delivery Service, which didn’t really grab me the first time but maybe with expectations fixed it’ll be a better fit

09.03.2026 01:36 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Yeah, it’s a little janky because of where the playoff lines are in the two conferences but this far out I don’t think it makes a big difference. If we get to a week or three left and the exact positions start to matter I’ll adjust as necessary

08.03.2026 21:17 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Forgot the alt text. It’s the NHL league standings. The playoff zone at 16 is highlighted green, the lottery zone at 22 is highlighted yellow, and the Zone of Sadness is in red in the middle. The Caps sit at 18

08.03.2026 19:26 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Sadness update for the day now that I’ve double checked where the lottery begins. Caps are probably a couple spots lower since the West playoff line is much lower than the East, but still not good. Playoff chances look even worse though. Cap might get to the low/mid 20s without going full tank

08.03.2026 19:24 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1

Turns out I was using the cost for a general and not a captain, so that’s 90 points saved by double checking. That’s a lot better than

08.03.2026 18:37 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

North of 450 points for minimally equipped Captain, BSB, wizard, and engineer. Madness

08.03.2026 18:02 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0