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TRADE!

The #Texans traded the 58th and 99th picks to the Las Vegas Raiders to select Aireontae Ersery, OT - Minnesota.

26.04.2025 00:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

With their first pick, the #Texans select Jayden Higgins, WR - Iowa State.

Xavier Hutchinson gets his former college teammate in the WR room on Kirby.

25.04.2025 23:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

C'mon Coogs, keep the foot on the gas and beat the brakes off of Florida.

#MarchMadness

08.04.2025 01:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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BREAKING: Texans fire offensive coordinator Bobby Slowik Now DeMeco Ryans has two offensive coaching vacancies to fill.

#Texans fire offensive coordinator Bobby Slowik after two seasons.

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24.01.2025 18:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Where are your parents at, young man?

19.01.2025 03:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed in my large adult sons. #Texans

19.01.2025 00:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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The #Texans' season ends, once again, in the divisional round, losing to the Chiefs 23-14.

See y'all at the combine. Go Lions.

19.01.2025 00:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ka'imi Fairbairn and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day. #Texans

19.01.2025 00:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That'll do it.

19.01.2025 00:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Please learn how to throw the ball away in the offseason, Stroud. I'm begging. #Texans

19.01.2025 00:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"I don't see how they overturn this."

Oh, I can see a way how they can overturn it.

19.01.2025 00:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Chiefs lead 23-12. That might just do it.

19.01.2025 00:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

FG try for the Chiefs coming up. It would put them up by two scores.

19.01.2025 00:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I do not dare hope. I do not dare hope. I do not dare hope. I do not dare hope. I do not dare hope. I do not dare hope. I do not dare hope. I do not dare hope. I do not dare hope. I do not dare hope. I do not dare hope. I do not dare hope. I do not dare hope. I do not dare hope. I do not dare hope.

18.01.2025 23:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Any hope for a comeback rests on the #Texans getting a turnover on this drive.

18.01.2025 23:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

...I got nothing y'all. #Texans

18.01.2025 23:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Could you at least wait until the game is over to start writing the #Texans eulogy, Joe Buck?

18.01.2025 23:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You wanna flop, play basketball. #Texans

18.01.2025 23:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Welp.

18.01.2025 23:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

C'mon, get a turnover. Please get a turnover #Texans defense.

18.01.2025 23:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

One quarter left to win it. #Texans

18.01.2025 23:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh give me a fucking break.

These idiots are dumber than pig shit. #Texans

18.01.2025 23:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There were at least three or four holds there on that play. #Texans

18.01.2025 23:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Holding on the Chiefs?!

And it's not even my birthday?! #Texans

18.01.2025 23:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A flag on the Chiefs!

How novel!

18.01.2025 23:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh [kitten] my life.

PAT is no good. #Texans trail 13-12.

I hate this stadium so much.

18.01.2025 23:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

#TEXANS GET THE TOUCHDOWN! JOE MIXON RUNS IT IN FOR THE SCORE!

18.01.2025 23:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A little short of the first but for now I'll take it. #Texans

18.01.2025 23:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Dammit Schultz.

OPI pushes the drive back. Brutal penalty.

18.01.2025 23:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

NICOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

The drive continues! #Texans

18.01.2025 23:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0