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Mine don't go outside outside and I have very frequent bear visitors so they don't get patio access at night

How do you surrender in a war you didn't start.

I'm looking forward to a slight amount more sleep from my cats who demand access to the screened patio as soon as the sun is up

Have I told you I love you recently?

As a 43 year old you are a lovely 43 year old

So it's we are just torpedoing ships in international waters and haven't formally declared war, we are just terrorists right?

Someone told them planning was woke

I love that each scif image has people peeking in.

Well that's easy. Everything benefits Trump

*on anyone, not just political enemies

Guess that needs to be said

I still never touch those gambling apps, but it makes me wonder how much money is tied up on what date "it" happens to"him"

Releasing the epstine files is great and all but wouldn't it be better to have a department of justice that actually acted on the shit they have?

It's cool. Openai is on the case

My 95 dodge neon has opinions.

They are boring opinions (with defective foggy headlights)

Humans made society the horror show it is.

This is why my autistic ass stopped working about "being bad at social norms"

The norms of our society are fucking stupid and I'm proud to be bad at them

Gotta make sure you bomb schools too

I could have done without that thanks

It's is if you need pretext to declare national emergencies for... Reasons

Err, gave

I think you have me Malort

I'm the shitty person everyone ghosted in this story if it wasn't clear

Don't forget retirement age people are retiring. The horror

But when

Don't say cross sabers about this govt. It might turn them on

There's two types of friendships

One where your friend does something not great and you talk to them about it so they can be better in the future

One where you ghost your friend because they don't mean enough to bother to talk to

I had a bunch of the latter it seems

With the right knee pads, all houses feel the same

My imagination isn't this good anymore