Let’s go Caps! One of the biggest hockey events in history could happen any second now.
06.04.2025 17:04
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LFG!
19.03.2025 12:36
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According to our cruise itinerary, “scenic cruising” starts in half an hour. So what’s this, chopped liver?
12.03.2025 12:35
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Good morning from Antarctica.
11.03.2025 10:42
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Right there with you. I’ve created options.
10.03.2025 12:44
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If you were really looking for fraud at SSA, you wouldn’t need write access. You WOULD need write access if you wanted to CREATE fraud where none existed as a pretext to shut down Social Security.
10.03.2025 06:05
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Iceberg right ahead!
10.03.2025 12:39
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We went to a cat cafe. In Buenos Aires. Without knowing much Spanish. And it was completely wonderful.
07.03.2025 20:34
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There’s video….
03.03.2025 00:46
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I owe an apology to all James Bond movies. I mocked them for having completely unrealistic, cartoonish villains that simply weren't believable.
2025 has made it impossible to levy that criticism anymore.
01.03.2025 23:19
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Who called it a “stool sample” instead of a “doody to disclose?”
19.02.2025 01:15
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I’m pinned down! Don’t send help!
16.02.2025 23:21
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It’s called the jury box.
13.02.2025 14:15
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At least you can take comfort in the fact that the dodo has not figured out that his new “name” is that of a continent, not the United States.
11.02.2025 03:41
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Wait.
Are doughnuts pastries?
10.02.2025 02:52
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I am tiring of the way so many US citizens think that they can just go live anywhere in the world they want.
09.02.2025 02:17
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We are planning.
08.02.2025 22:29
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If you have a large collection of stickers, that predicts that psychologically you will find it harder to retire and commit to what that will mean.
07.02.2025 12:48
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Excellent.
What did they change?
04.02.2025 00:43
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the dog house on fire with an i voted sticker saying “they can’t do this it’s illegal”
02.02.2025 19:38
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WHO DID THIS!
26.01.2025 18:46
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Don’t forget Pete Best.
24.01.2025 16:15
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Better than her gray hoodie from 4 years ago.
20.01.2025 17:48
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This is my weirdest long weekend trip. I left a first world country to go to a third world one - and it’s a round trip.
20.01.2025 15:56
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I don’t think this is official.
18.01.2025 22:16
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There’s a sale at Jos A Bank that day. Can you blame her?
14.01.2025 16:53
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Maybe he ate a Permian player?
13.01.2025 00:26
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Head on, spine out
That’s the way I like my trout
11.01.2025 23:26
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listen guys, we can't invade canada. we need canada. who are we going to pretend to be when when we travel in europe if not canadian?
11.01.2025 16:13
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A reminder - in the year 2020, Donald Trump rejected the California government’s request for federal disaster relief funds to help the state recover from its devastating wildfires.
He said no.
And the second he’s given the chance, he will do it again.
09.01.2025 00:21
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