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inventor of Triscuits: what if you could eat wicker furniture

The amount of AI videos people are falling for is getting scary. There’s no going back, you’ll have to question every single thing.

This looks… painful?

I can’t wait for spring, I miss being able to tell the difference between my belly button and my penis.

I hear there’s a big dong in the opening scenes

A bunny and a crow, happily ever after.

Snow covered trees in my yard.

I don’t see a reason to leave the house today.

He’s lucky to have you 😊

Mr Pickles is living large!

We can now go live? That won’t be very good for my attempt at behaving

Thinking of you and him. Take care.

I did change into them for my workout. Now I’ll stay in them all day! Hope yours gets better?

I watched this on Brockmire last night. Didn’t end well.

I know. I have a lot of shame about all of it.

And my shirt has a collar!

I need help!

I’m working from home today, and for some inexplicable reason I’m wearing jeans. A cry for help??

Dominic the grey cockatiel with his beak open in a cheeky smile

Happy new year from Dominic, who has no concept of the passage of time and whose only resolution is to continue being an ungovernable gremlin

I’ve tried this one!

Happy new year! I’m going to ring in the new year with a nude dropped randomly on the feed this afternoon.

I don’t know if that means you win or lose 🤔

You don’t even know how hairy I can be!

Pink and purple, baby.

If only they could talk. Glad he’s doing better. Merry Christmas!

Oh man. I hope he’s okay.

Well, I’ve got plenty then! You’re in the right place.

We don’t hair shame here!

Can’t compete with @lilcrow12.bsky.social though

I’ll give you a hand!

Sweatpants and bacon on a snowy morning. I’m going to post a picture of my penis soon so I can be reminded this it doesn’t always retreat inside my body for warmth