Kaelis

Seattle is a city where the barter economy is proven to work as long as one of the things being bartered is drawings of fat animals

estrogen is magic 🩷

I feel you, happens for me lol

therapy be hitting you later like that edible that ain't shit

I thought I left my JNCO era back in high school, but

cute chee!

My childhood unironically

killer seven

Capitol Hill

Screenshot from the Planet of the Bass Tiktok where lyrics on screen say "Women are my favorite guy"

Screenshot from the Planet of the Bass Tiktok where lyrics on screen say "Tell the world 'stop the war'"

This song feels incredibly relevant today.

woke up pissed off but today will be a good day because I'm going to to farmers market to eat a big ass pretzel

it's a massive pretzel y'all

a man wearing sunglasses is sitting in a chair making a funny face . ALT: a man wearing sunglasses is sitting in a chair making a funny face .

My brain: Alright, cool pattern, we know exactly what to do

My legs:

It's me, the DDR boomer trying learns footswitches and brackets. My feet hurt.

Bro gonna drop a fire EDM set at Cheer Up Charlies during SXSW

Doctors, dentist, therapist scheduled. I am exhausted. Please insert ice cream into my mouth.

to be fair, it is cold outside

1st therapy appointment complete. We live to die another week.

If you're at the airport and Kristi Noem is doing the ominous little message from the TSA screens, you no longer have to do anything she says. Leave your laptop in the case, whatever.

Giving the old girl some love.

#aew #wrestlesky #aewdynamite 🤼‍♂️

Tell all your friends that Thekla is the coolest. #AEWDynamite

Laissez Les Bon Temps OyVey

2026 nuclear family meme— featuring Fritzi as Neurodivergent Aunt, Sluggo as Sluggo, Nancy as Daughter, Nancy Jr as Woke Dog

Don't mind me, I just started trying to make food for myself because eating out is too expensive and Costco meals ain't good for the soul

Y'all, I just made red beans and rice from scratch for the first time and I am so proud of myself because I didn't fuck it up aside from putting in just a bit too much cayenne

I may have just missed the Monday cutoff but I dont care because I can make my Louisiana tradition from scratch aaaaaaaaa 🥹

Vibing Silver Fox GIF by Speak Creative Vibing Silver Fox GIF by Speak Creative

me at the new tokon footage

Therapy appointment scheduled for this week. Time to cross a new mountain.

This is going to get some use.