The abyss looked at you? Chief wiggum asking Ralph wiggum.
13.03.2026 13:45
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Horse divorce.
13.03.2026 03:09
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You are an artist.
12.03.2026 23:55
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the US operation in Iran
12.03.2026 23:28
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Yep.
12.03.2026 23:50
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What an excellent future we've built.
12.03.2026 23:07
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Last week, the best path forward for the US was to stop doing the war, apologize, impeach a significant portion of the administration, and offer to pay reparations for blowing up all those children.
Today this would also be the best path.
It will probably remain the best path until the war ends.
12.03.2026 22:44
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They didn't have VCRs how were they gonna watch it?
12.03.2026 22:27
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I also empathize with Luigi.
12.03.2026 18:47
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Congrats on the offer.
12.03.2026 13:01
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11.03.2026 13:10
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So much copaganda...
12.03.2026 03:12
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Long furby priceless vase would be incredible.
12.03.2026 02:40
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I love independent journalism. How else would I have learned this?
12.03.2026 01:36
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Did the hackers blow up 160 schoolchildren or did they just inconvenience a corporation?
12.03.2026 01:23
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Two US quarters and a nickel with buffalo on them.
Amen. I was thrilled by all these buffalo. Boring dead white dudes on the other side can go away.
12.03.2026 01:17
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Operation Plowshare.
12.03.2026 01:06
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Also when you need one you really can't beat getting a whole car battery for $99.
11.03.2026 22:31
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Being active on Twitter in 2026 is a rough thing to explain.
11.03.2026 22:29
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Tim Horton is this true?
11.03.2026 22:24
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DON'T TAKE PRONOUNCING IT "BLUESKEE" FROM ME.
11.03.2026 22:19
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I'm not saying I can prove our society would be doing better if we hadn't been robbed of Black Han Solo piloting the Falcon, but it feels true.
11.03.2026 20:13
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Bravo. Damn.
11.03.2026 20:08
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Pretty crazy how important the blockade of a trade route is right now
10.03.2026 21:30
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It hit for me.
11.03.2026 20:07
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A plane dropping bombs with snippets of Anthropic's Claude advertising on it: "There has never been a better time to have a problem" "Keep thinking" and the Claude logo.
can't roll my eyes enough at the QuitGPT initiative telling people to switch to Anthropic as the "more ethical" option. we gotta raise our standards for the alternatives we imagine for ourselves y'all
11.03.2026 18:48
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Let me know when you find a dem consultant who cares about anything other than getting that paycheck and lining up the next client.
11.03.2026 18:32
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Too late, motherfuckers, my wife is addicted to Costco now.
11.03.2026 18:18
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