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El JezidentΓ©

@jezgordon

πŸ‡¦πŸ‡Ί RPGs art maps words worlds. Pro GM working with special needs folks. Chaotic Good, possibly Chaotic Stupid. Always learning. Bit o' Tolkien, bit o' Star Wars, bit o’ Alien on the side, mythology, nature, astronomy! Working on www.feralrpg.com

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Probably knew my great-grandfather, also at Tobruk, killed at the amphibious landing on Scarlett Beach in PNG (that side of the family bred fast).

05.03.2026 03:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man with gray hair and a beard is holding a glass ALT: a man with gray hair and a beard is holding a glass
04.03.2026 12:49 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I believe you're after our "Nuke the Planet from Orbit, It's the Only Way to be Sure" Subscription Plan, sir.

03.03.2026 22:48 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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oh very but that's ok. I like the death to liberty vibe in the Dead City promo. Also, at least we know what did it.

03.03.2026 04:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Feels like I'm flying solo on this one!

03.03.2026 01:54 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
promotional poster for The Walking Dead: Dead City, featuring the decaying head of the Statue of Liberty on the streets of a wasteland New York City.

promotional poster for The Walking Dead: Dead City, featuring the decaying head of the Statue of Liberty on the streets of a wasteland New York City.

Gosh I love this promo art.

02.03.2026 23:08 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

I AM A NORMAL HUMAN THAT IS NORMAL

02.03.2026 23:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Flesh Wars

Or

All Stars Must Be Eaten

02.03.2026 06:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
15th Century Soldier in full green plate armor with a monstrous face on the chest plate and helmet. He is wielding a great big fuck-off sword or zweihander in both hands. The background is puke yellow.

15th Century Soldier in full green plate armor with a monstrous face on the chest plate and helmet. He is wielding a great big fuck-off sword or zweihander in both hands. The background is puke yellow.

GΓΌnter missed the memo about the helmet but managed to squiggle something it on anyway. Will be late for his own funeral.

28.11.2024 16:27 πŸ‘ 326 πŸ” 31 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 1

The world could be such a nice place if we allowed it. It's all so goddamn unnecessary. There's no need for any of it. It's so beautiful here. It should be so cool to be alive

28.02.2026 12:42 πŸ‘ 16326 πŸ” 5055 πŸ’¬ 126 πŸ“Œ 103

you mean patski.

28.02.2026 08:16 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Wolverines!

27.02.2026 13:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The omens are looking fantastic your excellency. The rivers have turned red, the traditional colour of Labour. Likewise the goat born with a man’s face symbolises the continued viablility of third way economics

27.02.2026 07:49 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Toituls!

27.02.2026 00:10 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

On The Walking Dead discord there’s this guy runs a casual fortnightly game but if you skip three sessions in a row your character gets eaten and I love that.

26.02.2026 23:29 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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25.02.2026 16:59 πŸ‘ 2960 πŸ” 1219 πŸ’¬ 19 πŸ“Œ 7

These five words I know are true

26.02.2026 08:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Didn't know you and Thiel were mates.

26.02.2026 08:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I AM THE WAARGH

25.02.2026 19:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

See also my other RPG idea Tsar'merika.

25.02.2026 12:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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coupla years back I ran a homebrew cyberpunk bleak future called Death Spiral using the Alien RPG. The premise was by 2054 the world was going to hell with the AMOC collapse, death of the EU, rogue AIs, resource wars, and worse. The players started as augmented UKAF soldiers in the Siege of Paris.

14.02.2026 14:30 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Cunkle, or clunkle?

25.02.2026 06:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

There's a reason they were playing "You Can't Touch This" during the final.

24.02.2026 23:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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24.02.2026 21:04 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I fortunately do not and can assure you that the magic in that picture is real.

24.02.2026 04:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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BBC Radio 4 - Chain Reaction, Series 6, Stephen Merchant interviews Jarvis Cocker The comedian and The Office co-creator meets the former Pulp frontman.

Stephen Merchant interviewed Jarvis about this and many other things in one of the most delightful interviews ever:

www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b...

24.02.2026 04:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

If Tickle Me Elmo still wants to get to Μ·-Μ·-Μ·MΜ·AΜ·RΜ·SΜ·-Μ·-Μ· The Moon then he probably wants to keep the skies clearer, not this.

23.02.2026 23:46 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The problem of course is the pack of predatory jackalasses waiting to swoop in before the body splats the floor.

23.02.2026 22:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Did he die? Did he?

Duncan you tease!

23.02.2026 22:48 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Love the Empire Flying Boats. Wacky map though with Sydney at the centre.

23.02.2026 10:59 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0