what if it was the simpsons shit and run
13.03.2026 01:59
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what if it was the simpsons shit and run
reading makes you a worse person
guy in a convent: yeah you could say im pretty conventional
oh no
nyooooo but that ones actually good...
bitches love contacting me for the first time in years to tell me how great their partners are like thanks man i didnt ask
being cluster B is so cool
settling down with the unsettleable (aka: we can't have normal sex)
Pissgirl is you
piss
piss
every year after 25 is just watching your body deteriorate huh
i might have hemorrhoids fuck...
wow true
yes
been eating uncrustables recently
trans woman with bad person disorder wow thats crazy howd that happen
princess sitting smugly on her throne in a way that's flashing her panties to absolutely everyone in her throne room
ive never like, felt this consistently feminine before in my life. even just subtle changes like this... im so excited that i can feel like i look like a girl now
ffs is the best!!!!!
doin ur mom
this makes a lot of sense that its a miyamoto take
lmfao
what is crank
lmfao ive been sober for days now at this point, besides like a couple days ago when i was in so much discomfort i took like 3 oxys
god i wish i had that kind of access to benzos though
at the climax of the movie john mcclane's trans daughter runs out of viagra and has to keep pumping her cock as she escapes the building and then the building blows up when she cums
gonna make a new die hard movie where every character will have a raging erection the entire movie bc like if anyone goes soft it triggers the explosives rigged to the building
thats awesome im char aznable
abandonment fears coming back real hard again
what are sanae's ten desires?
>no longer dying
>cant fall asleep
whyyyyyyyyyy