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@lonestartallboi

I'm just an asshole in a white linen suit, sitting in a hot tub by the ocean at dawn. They/Them

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Glem’s Bounty, a slot machine that is Glem the character from Netflix’s Strip Law. Glem is playing it

Glem’s Bounty, a slot machine that is Glem the character from Netflix’s Strip Law. Glem is playing it

Thinking about Glem’s Bounty

07.03.2026 02:57 πŸ‘ 232 πŸ” 13 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 1

Palmer Luckey is @devononearth.bsky.social's Wario. I will not be taking questions

06.03.2026 16:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

In Woke 2 nonbinary peeps will be like "Hi my name is Gun"

06.03.2026 13:24 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Good morning everyone. The over/under on Markwayne Mullin punching a reporter is 60 days

06.03.2026 12:15 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
05.03.2026 22:57 πŸ‘ 24 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
03.03.2026 00:56 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It's incredible what sort of scale of vainglorious thugs we're dealing with here

05.03.2026 02:35 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Everything sucks so bad because we got a bunch of pedophiles running everything.

05.03.2026 02:02 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I fucking hate it here, man

05.03.2026 02:01 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Pretend I did the shelter cats coyotes tweet but about United States airframes and Kuwaiti air defenses

04.03.2026 22:56 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
04.03.2026 16:27 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Midwestern Excellence YouTube best YouTube

04.03.2026 15:32 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The real problem with bluesky is that we don't have diverse, heterodox voices like this guy over here

04.03.2026 15:31 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

linux heads were always right. time to sit my dumbass down and learn

04.03.2026 06:49 πŸ‘ 4533 πŸ” 569 πŸ’¬ 162 πŸ“Œ 33

I wonder if MS continuing to beef it at every opportunity is going to see a move away from that in the future(or just a complete abandonment of the PC segment for the big AAA shooters

04.03.2026 15:04 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

He's the most committed and level headed guy in the admin and his dream of a globe spanning hell-empire is being stymied by his idiot boss and colleagues. Dedra Meero in an Armando Iannuci bit

04.03.2026 14:10 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You *almost* feel sorry for the guy. Trump admin Michael Bluth

04.03.2026 14:04 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

With all that said and done I'm excited for Texas Dems to get their act together and not continue posting extremely weird online

04.03.2026 13:41 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I have found myself a job where I spend 8 hours a day in moderate isolation working on small projects and I would like the greater @trashfuture.bsky.social co-prosperity sphere to create a podcast network where everything is under the same umbrella for upwards of $30 or so dollars a month

04.03.2026 13:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It's very funny that this guy wants to philosophically embody 2006 John Edwards

04.03.2026 05:53 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

We used to call this stupidity. There were smart people and stupid people and we let the smart people do the things they were good at and the stupid people were taken care of and didn't need to worry about what the smart people were doing. But now we let the stupid people think they're smart.

05.09.2025 03:27 πŸ‘ 7603 πŸ” 1703 πŸ’¬ 189 πŸ“Œ 66

Security is bad for them. Israel needs to be surrounded by enemies in order to "work". Collapsing the region into pure chaos and local warlordism presents the best opportunities for them

03.03.2026 16:45 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Do you think this is enough for him to get an angry phone call from AIPAC

02.03.2026 23:55 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Grat-tss

02.03.2026 21:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I think my favorite part of Trump is this very narrow intersection of racist/snobby/boorish he exists at which makes it so he only listens to showtunes and showtune adjacent music

02.03.2026 17:05 πŸ‘ 42 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Him and Noem are going to become the most Thrown Under The Bus people in history

02.03.2026 13:55 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The glowingest guy in politics

02.03.2026 04:18 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I do not think ordinary Americans would respond well to a squadron of J-20s flattening Congress, scotus, the white house, and Mar-a-lago, regardless of their opinions on Donald Trump.

01.03.2026 20:13 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

iran is a country where millions of people are born, live, fall in love, have children, make art, read books, play sports, doomscroll, cook, build homes, care for one another, fight, argue, complain, and die. iran is a place with real people and we pretend like theres two sides to this shit.

28.02.2026 20:49 πŸ‘ 539 πŸ” 172 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 2

Every KHive person would demand an immediate overwhelming nuclear response if a squadron of J-20s took out the Donald Trump.

01.03.2026 14:16 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0