Fulkery

Start agaaaaaaaaiiiiinnnn

there is nothing more humbling than getting passport photos taken

Picking up tacos on the way to pick up tacos to eat while I’m waiting for my tacos.

Not for fame, but for love of the game.
[eatin sausage biscuit]

Ehrmagherd Werferterz

Yeah, I did this on my 5-axis mill, but you could waste all your time with anything you find around the house.

A brown penguin chick of some kind. It looks very much like a man in a suit. It is bedraggled and miserable

Made it to Friday but at what cost

Hey good morning I don’t wanna

Your skin is so smooth. Belt sander?

I use a 48 horsepower industrial planer but you could easily get the same results with 173 hours of sanding with a dry sock. Next step.

haha, nice imagination. fecund?

YouTube beginner woodworking videos be like “first let’s get these edges flat with our decommissioned Ticonderoga class missile cruiser then I’ll show you how to use a flathead screwdriver and spoon to do some basic joinery, you don’t need a routing table!”

Mary Poppins would never use her Arleigh Burke Class Guided Missile Destroyer for evil.

The better question is why WOULDN’T Mary Poppins have an M4 with grenade launcher in her bag?

Julie Andrews as Mary Poppins holding what appears to be an M4 with a grenade launcher. Stock doesn’t look right but I appreciate photoshop efforts.

I knew I should have watched that YouTube video about banned alternate endings from Mary Poppins.

banned alternate ending logging on

Calm down, vaccines are just a practice test.

Enshittification as a Service

DURRR DUHHHH UHHH WARFIGHTER DURRRR

"Now, if you'll excuse me, I have squirrels to feed" sounded a lot more badass in my head

well I get to mark Projectile Vomiting off my bucket list, quite the night

ACAB includes Marketing.

Fried Chicken and ribs and Mac’n’cheese and cookies

15,000+ years eating human leftovers and less than a century with dog specific food, the dog “nutrient” industry can fuck right the hell off, dogs are better than us.

I see you worked on a new distraction, but none of the previous distractions have lessened their distraction.

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Salvador Dali kept his signature mustache so he could use the tips of it to paint if he ever forgot a brush.

A true artistic genius.

finally read uncle vanya, one more thing i can chekhov my bucket list