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Izzy Krueger πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ

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This is like if, a few times a week for 8 years, you had canned peas and used a screwdriver to mangle the can open every time Then one day you thought "there has to be a better way to do this" and googled it and the search results were like "........ can opener."
You'd fucking cry, I promise.

04.03.2026 15:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

After 8 years of silent frustration any time I needed to cycle between two directories in the Linux terminal, using cd repeatedly for each dir or using pushd popd and repeatedly typing out one, I have finally discovered ' cd - '. It was that simple. It was right there the whole time. Eight. Years.

04.03.2026 15:20 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

This is like if, a few times a week for 8 years, you had canned peas and used a screwdriver to mangle the can open every time Then one day you thought "there has to be a better way to do this" and googled it and the search results were like "........ can opener."
You'd fucking cry, I promise.

04.03.2026 15:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Remember, the difference between using a 32-bit value and a 64-bit value when storing timer interrupt ticks could be a maximum system time of about 12 hours or almost 6 million years

16.02.2026 19:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"It's just so... ✨tight✨" 😩

13.02.2026 17:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I actually look forward to spending many more years here with it. Thank you to everyone who supported me through that process. You helped save my life, and for that I will be eternally grateful πŸ’œ

22.01.2026 13:21 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

depression for the first time since I was like 12. I can't put into words what a privilege it has been to be connected to the body I live in and to be able to experience it as a home and not a prison. My life is universally better because of this new equipment and for the first time in a long time,

22.01.2026 13:21 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Vagination day!!
It's been one year since my bottom surgery; a thing that quite literally saved my life. I couldn't be more grateful for the body I have now, nor the people who rallied to help me get it. For the last year, I've had the privilege of experiencing life without suicidal levels of

22.01.2026 13:21 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
A dog staring eyes-closed into the setting sun. The dog's peaceful demeanor is evocative of the feeling "I see what's about to happen here and, while I'm just about at my wit's end, I've accepted my fate regardless."

A dog staring eyes-closed into the setting sun. The dog's peaceful demeanor is evocative of the feeling "I see what's about to happen here and, while I'm just about at my wit's end, I've accepted my fate regardless."

*opens someone's latest PR to find they've done it again*

22.01.2026 13:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Forced to continually work to cleanup the aftermath of the aforementioned and take it upon myself to write a styleguide for our company so future devs have less of a dumpster fire to grapple with and I don't have to watch anyone make horrendous coding/stylistic choices again

22.01.2026 13:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Born 10-20 years too late to create software from a foundational level using whatever quirky, fun and wholly inconsistent paradigms and styling rules my little heart desires, with wanton disregard for how this will affect code readability, scalability or maintainability in the future

22.01.2026 13:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Shout-out to my roommate for being literally the only person on this soul-sucking, empty void of a platform that actually seems to hear me screaming my best work into it

08.01.2026 18:50 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah but you'll need to RDP in

08.01.2026 18:37 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a close up of a dog 's face with its eyes closed and looking at the camera . ALT: a close up of a dog 's face with its eyes closed and looking at the camera .

12/31/2023: "That sucked, I hope 2024 is a better year!"
2024: so much worse

12/31/2024: "That sucked, I hope 2025 is a better year!"
2025: somehow, comically worse

12/31/2025:

01.01.2026 00:42 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I have a LOT of thoughts on Amtrak's Siemens Venture car

15.12.2025 16:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Take a moment to "they/them" a she/they in your life today! Just pepper that shit in there. Make a bitch feel seen! πŸ’œ

02.12.2025 13:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

was surprised to see upon returning to the superfan announcement that I only made it about 40 seconds in before pausing to go subscribe. Love that I get to support! πŸ’œ

21.10.2025 21:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Always. This literally happened to me a month ago

21.10.2025 20:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh hell yeah slay diva πŸ’…πŸ»πŸ€ŒπŸ»πŸ™ŒπŸ»

30.09.2025 21:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh, sure, when a cat runs around screaming with a turd hanging out of its ass after a great shit, it's totally normal, but when I do it, it's "indicative of a serious underlying psychiatric condition".

11.08.2025 13:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

But also let's be clear: none of those people that he's offered to pay for "leaving voluntarily" are actually going to see a penny

05.05.2025 15:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The irony in announcing you're going to shell out thousands of dollars to non-citizens while in the same breath cutting funding from critical gov't infrastructure that serves US citizens and claiming it's because the government is spending too much money too frivolously is so thick I'm choking on it

05.05.2025 15:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The hope is that my insurance company will pay me back once it starts working again, but if they don't, I will be in a pretty bad situation. I'm keeping the GoFundMe up for now in case that happens, but in the meantime I am eagerly and nervously preparing for my bottom surgery on January 22nd! πŸ’œ

14.01.2025 00:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Surgery update: through some questionable financial choices, I was able to secure my surgery date. Thank you so, so much to all who donated for your help in making this possible!! I can't describe how relieved I am.

14.01.2025 00:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh also I basically have two more days to secure these funds, as the hospital requires payment two weeks in advance πŸ™ƒ

06.01.2025 19:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Donate to Help Izzy Pay For Life-Saving Surgery, organized by Grace M This is my beautiful friend Izzy (middle). She’s transitioning to female and just … Grace M needs your support for Help Izzy Pay For Life-Saving Surgery

Hi all,
I'm once again asking for help. My insurance company isn't providing me with an insurance plan, even though I'm paying for one.
Unless I can pay out-of-pocket, I will lose my surgery date. My life depends on this surgery.
Please share this link however you can.
Thanks πŸ’œ

gofund.me/5fa3785a

06.01.2025 19:30 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I can't see any of the comments on this post for some reason, but I wanted to thank everyone who has donated, shared, reposted, liked, etc. There are only a handful of you, but please know I'm so grateful for you πŸ’œ

03.01.2025 18:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Donate to Help Izzy Pay For Life-Saving Surgery, organized by Grace M This is my beautiful friend Izzy (middle). She’s transitioning to female and just … Grace M needs your support for Help Izzy Pay For Life-Saving Surgery

Please help. My insurance company is in breach of contract and while I've gotten them to fix the issue before, I don't have enough time to get them to fix it before my surgery gets cancelled.

gofund.me/5fa3785a

03.01.2025 04:07 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 1

It's 2025? That's fucked.

01.01.2025 07:18 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The loose cannon in my pfp is Moose. Look her. Look her dumb face. She's exquisitely unhinged.

I have never resonated with another creature so much in terms of personality.

02.12.2024 07:05 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0