The Natidude

When you absolutely positively have to kill a million brown people you call in the experts.

Not only did I forget to take out the recycling container last week, but now both boys are here so it's totally full with mostly beer cans. I wish those things had a privacy lid.

"America First" but ceding the future to China.

If it hasn't killed you by that age you've won the battle.

This is by design.

Iran War hit below-the-fold status in record time.

lol I was about to say "since Andrelton" and just noticed it was your tweet

Imagine being so dumb as to think he cared about you, and that goes for his kids too.

lol we all know you're gonna cave when it's time to put up or shut up on this.

Why did I even answer this question?

She made it to 100 too, but they're both long gone. I still think of them. I was pretty lucky.

One of my nonna's first memories of him was seeing him standing by his dad's coffin, laid out at home (as they did back then) and how sad he looked. I think about it now, all the weight upon that boy, and the girl, barely out of the old country, taking it all in.

My maternal grandfather had to drop out of school in the 6th grade to support his mom & siblings when his father succumbed to influenza (no social safety net back then). Then he married my nonna & raised his own five children. Worked for Columbia Gas in Pittsburgh his entire career. Died at 100.

What a fuckin slob, just embarrassing on every level.

Great writing.

Lmao

He’s back, baby.

Gas was the one thing that wasn't expensive so kudos to the regime for addressing that.

Left her on read

I absolutely refuse the believe the number was that high. No fucking way.

Not just that, you see how Elvis moves around?

It's great to not be able to trust the veracity of any videos of this war.

People pay good money to be tormented like this

Persistent little bitch

Great job elon

Can I say something without everyone getting mad?

Did the inaugural FIFA Peace Prize mean nothing?

If you besmirch Stephen Spielberg we will come to blows.

For the child'rn that's the old lady in The Devil Wears Prada.

There's hot and then there's Meryl-Streep-in-The-Deer-Hunter hot....