pete mo

shoutout Joe Ingles, big sponsorship for him

MYTH: As commander-in-chief, Trump has the authority to take military action. FACT: It is unconstitutional for a U.S. president to declare war without the approval of the Knesset.

Trump’s War On Iran: Myth Vs. Fact https://theonion.com/trumps-war-on-iran-myth-vs-fact/

I'd be ready with slo-mo mode on my phone so I could record the fans battle for the ball and watch later

bro is smokin that mypillow

don't disparage family accountability!

Mike Johnson to his son:

they'd call you the "banana sphinxter"

we out here jabbamaxxing

do NOT send me down this rabbit hole! ignorance is bliss!

Unfortunately, “Yo brother, legal team confirmed we can’t work with minors rn” is an instant classic

is it fair to ask if Israel requested this type of strike specifically?

for me the hope is Cavs pass Knicks for 3 seed then lose to Celtics so we don't have to see the Cavs

I know OKC has lost 4 times to Spurs but I could still see them winning a playoff series (experience, depth, etc)

lot of wishcasting here of course

barrel of monkeys? absurd and inhumane

Depends CEO:
"saw Oppenheimer 👍😎👍💧👖"

signed his big contract and it broke his shot

big if true 👀

wemby is illegal

sounds like we have consensus on winning campaign messaging

I loled

seems farfetched...

Moment of silence for Kristi Noem’s career

I think it's more appropriate when someone is giving you a warm CC introduction to a new person, or putting you in contact with them.

If it's a direct cold email from a new contact I think it comes across as more disingenuous, and less appropriate to use.

yes, I am guilty of using that one for the last couple years

blake griffin chowing down on WingStop

lemon. peppa. WINGS.

this press release was written by Israel

it's gonna be Ivanka and Jared as the new Iranian royal family isn't it

might need to get my eyes checked

though that first pic was couples' pads (worn like shorts) for hard humping practice

wearing LODGE brand cargo pants

lions 🔒