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NEW PRINT - THE AMAZING TOAST RACK! @gailmyerscough.co.uk
Why don’t rugby union players carry the ball in both hands, anymore.
Noooooo
I think it was one of the Forty Minutes documentaries. Brilliant.
It’s so good.
Another “aren’t the police wonderful” show.
In the script 👍
Delivery bloke just fell in love with Pete.
Happy birthday to Betty Boo. Here's a reminder of the time she rapped with Public Enemy in the McDonalds at Shepherd's Bush back in 1987 (look out for the unimpressed manager!)
Gary Grainger came into school the day after a Sham 69 appearance on Top Of The Pops, “Did you see Sham last night - Hurry Up Mary, brilliant”.
Safe to say Gary Grainger got coated off for the rest of term. The IDIOT.
“Matthew, Mark,Luke…and DUCK!”
Eh, you can lose the “We’re” from the “We’re now into the 7th day of the war”, BBC.
Casting call! Looking for a woman voice actor, 50+ who is versatile and a vocal chameleon / can play many different bit parts in an audio comedy.
We’re recording in London on 13th & 14th April. This is a paid opportunity. Actor does not need to be autistic!
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Iranians should apologise to British consumers for being carpet bombed by a pair of lunatics www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
“In 2010 - no-one was injured”
🎶I’m Popeye the nasty fuck🎶
Gerald Ford - where are you now?
If she was going to use Orwell, she should’ve gone with, “I’m here in the fields, I fought for my meals, I get my back into my living”.
Totally that. Pete Hegseth reminds of a school bully’s annoying pal.
11 cans of Special Brew, 12 fig rolls and a Robochef.
Ooof!
Join me in HOVE
Kristi Noem Replaced By Annoying Wasp
Perfectly reasonable
Be good if she wakes Pete Hegseth with a “click!”.
The Benson & Hedges zonal games await.
“Designer dresses”
Boooooooring
