Mom: Okay so I’ve heard there are programs for people with low income to attend college, can you help me with that?
RFK Jr: What? No. Are you kidding? We cancelled all that woke shit.
Mom: …
RFK Jr: Sorry, gotta run. Me and Oz and Duffy are installing a pull up bar at our private airplane hangar
Mom: But…
RFK Jr: Bootstrap it, just like I did. Just like President Trump did!
Mom: But…
RFK Jr: BOOTSTRAPS
Mom: But…
RFK Jr: Bootstraps and DENIM!
Mom: I can’t even afford college application fees.
RFK Jr: Oh come on! How much can an application fee be? A thousand or two?
Mom: But I need to keep the power on in order to…
RFK Jr: [SIGH] Do I need to repeat myself? If you’d just go to Harvard and get a real job you could afford electricity!
Mom: Okay okay but didn’t you say physical activity is critical? My kids have sports and I need to drive them.
RFK Jr: I mean, hire a nanny or a driver dummy.
Mom: I can’t aff…
RFK Jr. Again, lazy daisy, apply to Harvard and get a degree so you can afford nice things. This isn’t on me.
RFK Jr: Families should make dinner together and that will cure the spiritual crisis in the U.S.
Mom: I would but I have to work two jobs to afford housing.
RFK Jr: I only have one “job” and I’m a millionaire, what’s your problem lazy daisy? I’ve made tens of meals for my kids over decades!
NATIONAL DAY of ACTION VIRTUAL ONLINE SATURDAY, MARCH 7TH, 12:00PM - 3:00PM
We're hosting a virtual rally for those who are not able to attend a March 7th National Day of Action event in person. We don't think structural barriers should prevent anyone from being able to participate in a movement that directly impacts their lives.
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please love both sides of me 😚
The fuck you mean? Put the money in the bag.
Artwork of 'Super Mario World', from the 'Mario Mania' player guide.
Artwork of 'Super Mario World', from the 'Mario Mania' player guide.
Do you guys miss the weekly limited items and giveaways?
Nicole stands in front of a green curtain with braided hair and headphones looking off to the left. She is holding a giant sculpture of a leaf insect made out of terra-cotta clay has just come out of the oven and it’s ready to paint.
Time to paint this pretty little lady!
Thereby trivializing war and violating numerous copyrights.
Further reminder that American evangelical Christianity is a death cult
"I AM ONCE AGAIN ASKING YOU TO STAND UP FOR SCIENCE ON MARCH 7TH" HIT THE STREETS TOMORROW. standupforscience.net/march7
WE NEED YOU TO JOIN US AT YOUR LOCAL RALLY TOMORROW!!! Visit standupforscience.net/march7 to find your local rally!
#standupforscience
#science
#March7
#rally
#savescience
Trump has greatly diminished science and innovation in the US.
A new report estimates the federal science workforce lost ~95,000 staff between Sept 2024 and Dec 2025.
CDC has been hit especially hard.
When the next health crisis hits, remember: this public health emergency was brought to you by the Trump Administration.
WE LOST A MID SIZED CITY OF SCIENTISTS?!?
Nose Flute
'Spongebob Squarepants: Battle For Bikini Bottom'
PlayStation 2
sudden urge to watch Hercules
Someone just punch him in the face. Someone!?
It’s up to all of us to document what's happening in our communities so we can demand accountability for ICE's abuses.
We have your questions about the right to record federal agents answered.
me af
maybe the friction between the sides creates the energy we need to function
a panel from me and the devil blues depicting a man playing the blues at night in a haunting atmosphere
Me And The Devil Blues is a haunting manga about a black blues legend: aftermath.site/sinners-manga-...
duo lingo says~ the presidents haircut is really strange
get his ass
It would truly wonderful if I spend too much time at the post office next week...
A digitally drawn homage to the George Herriman comic strip Krazy Kat. Starting left of frame we see yellow Ignatz Mouse having just thrown a brick which is sailing across the center of the frame and in another instant will bash the oblivious Krazy Kat (a blue bipedal cartoon cat wearing a red scarf) in the back of the head as he walks innocently to the right. Everything is drawn in rough black pen and colored in pale washes. A speech bubble from Ignatz reads ‘Maybe it will…’, the word ’Happen’ appears in the whooshing trail of the sailing brick, and a final speech bubble belonging to the Kat reads ‘…Today’.
A digitally drawn homage to the George Herriman comic strip Krazy Kat. Starting left of frame we see yellow Ignatz Mouse having just thrown a brick which is sailing across the center of the frame and in another instant will bash the oblivious Krazy Kat (a blue bipedal cartoon cat wearing a red scarf) in the back of the head as he walks innocently to the right. Everything is drawn in rough black pen and colored in pale washes. A speech bubble from Ignatz reads ‘Maybe it will…’, the word ’Happen’ appears in the whooshing trail of the sailing brick, and a final speech bubble belonging to the Kat reads ‘…Today’.
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