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been calling Paisley "my beautiful princess with a disorder" because she is having bizarre new eating problems that she never had before and I wish she would explain why she suddenly won't eat kibble from her bowl unless I am HOLDING THE BOWL IN MY HAND

08.03.2026 00:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

oh that's interesting, I can sneeze but I cannot blow my nose

06.03.2026 02:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Someone messaged me recently asking about monstrous hand tutorials, here’s a good one! bsky.app/profile/venk...

06.03.2026 01:45 πŸ‘ 385 πŸ” 76 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm taking a screenwriting class as 1 part accountability, 1 part group therapy, and 1 part how the fuck do I do this and the teacher says that you can't sell a spec script anymore and I'm like haha I'm so fucked but also someone please give me 1 william dollars so I can be an ornamental hermit

04.03.2026 01:54 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
promo image taken from the comic update. a close-dropped image of Ansel's hand on his gun in its holster, either taking it out or putting it back in.

promo image taken from the comic update. a close-dropped image of Ansel's hand on his gun in its holster, either taking it out or putting it back in.

UPDATE DAY 🏜️

#TheTitan is a post-apoc dramedy romance between a guy who-- well that escalated quickly

#romance #SpecFic #TransMen #TransHet #webcomic #comicoop

🦾 Latest: titancomic.net
🦾 Start: titancomic.net/comic/v1c1
🦾 Patreon: patreon.com/lo

02.03.2026 15:57 πŸ‘ 32 πŸ” 19 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1
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www.tigertigercomic.com/tiger-tiger/...
it's a new page of tigers...

02.03.2026 17:48 πŸ‘ 134 πŸ” 45 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 3
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This joke sat in my drafts for five years on accident, because I forgot my drafts existed. #hyperdriven update

#webcomic #webcomics #comicoop
HOMESITE: hyperdrivencomic.com/index.php/co...
TAPAS: tapas.io/episode/3823...
PATREON: www.patreon.com/cw/hyperdriven

02.03.2026 20:12 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
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Today on Opportunities! To be fair, Jack also should have known what he was getting himself into.
πŸŽ„ opportunitiesinspace.com
#webcomics #oppsupdate #comicoop

02.03.2026 20:38 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
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Same club, different time <3
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#hollanov #heatedrivalry

02.03.2026 20:44 πŸ‘ 376 πŸ” 72 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1
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Chapter 9, Page 30 He also got to steal a bunch of scientific information from people while he was there, but he’s gonna keep that to himself

c'mon man. String Theory update!

02.03.2026 00:46 πŸ‘ 21 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1
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Today on Opportunities! Sara's always been like that, I guess!
πŸŽ„ opportunitiesinspace.com πŸŽ„
#webcomics #oppsupdate #comicoop

27.02.2026 19:08 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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In today's #hyperdriven update Kaleco's mom says something unforgivable. A woman should never live to hear her mom say stuff like this

#webcomic #webcomics #comicoop
HOMESITE: hyperdrivencomic.com/index.php/co...
TAPAS: tapas.io/episode/3820...
PATREON: www.patreon.com/hyperdriven

27.02.2026 20:52 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

yeah that's the bread and circus

23.02.2026 19:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Cropped panel from the comic GODSLAVE. The Egyptian goddess Hathor crouches down to address an angry Set in the body of a fennec fox. Set yells at someone off panel. They both stand in a dark room with water reflecting off of them.

'Moron! You're lucky I don't roast in this water and eat-'

"Set.'

Cropped panel from the comic GODSLAVE. The Egyptian goddess Hathor crouches down to address an angry Set in the body of a fennec fox. Set yells at someone off panel. They both stand in a dark room with water reflecting off of them. 'Moron! You're lucky I don't roast in this water and eat-' "Set.'

NEW GODSLAVE⚑️⚑️NEW PAGE⚑️
Today: And how would you like your crocodile god cooked?

www.godslavecomic.com ✨

20.02.2026 13:45 πŸ‘ 46 πŸ” 16 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 1

Still proud of myself for this wikihow bit I wrote into Jack trying to treat his own bullet wound a jillion years ago

20.02.2026 21:00 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Today on Opportunities! Loser hitman meets random nurse!
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#webcomics #oppsupdate #comicoop

20.02.2026 17:29 πŸ‘ 21 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
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Kaleco's back on screen. You can resume leaving comments like "Wow!" thank you. #hyperdriven update

#webcomic #webcomics #comicoop
HOMESITE: hyperdrivencomic.com/index.php/co...
TAPAS: tapas.io/episode/3814...
PATREON UPDATE: www.patreon.com/posts/chapte...

20.02.2026 18:53 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

But actually the problem with Crime 101 was that Mark Ruffalo made the baffling decision not to be even slightly homoerotic about Chris Hemsworth

20.02.2026 00:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Went out to see Send Help and Crime 101 this week in preparation for getting my brain into screenwriting mode and I just remembered that I've got a lot of very strong opinions about directing

20.02.2026 00:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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The Witch Door wednesday update!
πŸ†• www.thewitchdoor.com/comic/chapte...

New reader? Start here: www.thewitchdoor.com/comic/prolog...
Become a Patron and read ahead! www.patreon.com/annikcomics/...
#webcomics #thewitchdoor #comicoop

18.02.2026 21:36 πŸ‘ 41 πŸ” 16 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Ander remembers what the oasis was like before the war

Ander remembers what the oasis was like before the war

Desaturation! Smiling faces! It’s a flashback!

Read the comic: tenearthshatteringblows.com
Buy the book: store.tenearthshatteringblows.com
Support: www.patreon.com/nuclearpasta
Chat: discord.com/invite/Cne4nHZ
Donate: ko-fi.com/nuclearpasta
Vote: www.topwebcomics.com/vote/22639
#fantasy #webcomic

18.02.2026 21:54 πŸ‘ 73 πŸ” 15 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I want to learn technical skills like how to write an action sequence that actually takes up a page-per-minute (give or take) but being held to a deadline will probably be good for me too

18.02.2026 18:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm taking a screenwriting class that starts next week and there's no textbook, but I saw the first three assignments on the syllabus and I'm absolutely certain this guy is teaching out of Save The Cat

18.02.2026 18:07 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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It's Widdershins Wednesday! Doing pretty alright, considering. www.widdershinscomic.com/wdshn/februa... #webcomics #comics

18.02.2026 08:46 πŸ‘ 52 πŸ” 15 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 3

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but:

Shred your deli meat and cheese before putting them on your sandwich. That way, you never accidentally yank out entire slices when you take a bite.

18.02.2026 15:05 πŸ‘ 149 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0
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CH 4 IS HERE!!! 🏜️

#TheTitan is a post-apoc dramedy romance between a guy who maybe has second thoughts and a girl who just wanted some fresh air.

#romance #SpecFic #TransMen #TransHet #webcomic #comicoop

🦾 Latest: titancomic.net
🦾 Start: titancomic.net/comic/v1c1
🦾 Patreon: patreon.com/lo

16.02.2026 17:52 πŸ‘ 61 πŸ” 26 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1
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Hopecore

14.02.2026 14:37 πŸ‘ 3496 πŸ” 876 πŸ’¬ 32 πŸ“Œ 50
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Happy Valentine's Day!

14.02.2026 18:14 πŸ‘ 63 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

oh my god

13.02.2026 21:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Today on Opportunities! Sara tells a lie...
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#webcomics #oppsupdate #comicoop

10.02.2026 16:21 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0