Timesheet Helpdesk is a beautiful name for a baby boy
Timesheet Helpdesk is a beautiful name for a baby boy
just came up with the "Structure of No Structure" not sure what it is yet but once i figure that out i'm sure to make millions
MARVIN: Philip! Philip, it's Marvin. Your cousin, Marvin Glass. You know that new sound you're looking for? Well, listen to this!
MARTY MCFLY: ๐ ๐ข ๐ฌ ๐ ๐ ๐ก ๐ ๐ฆ ๐ค ๐ ๐ง ๐ฆ ๐
she stand on me momentarily til i signal clearance
yoooooo ๐๐๐คฃ๐คฃ his eyes betray a deep-seated sorrow ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
coke freestyle machine with whole milk
filled with dread at the prospect of returning to facebook marketplace to attempt to buy a couch
interior crocodile alligator/
i run an unlicensed wii emulator
they did QWOP on a vorta
The police report states that it was this point at which you went "Boopy-mode"... could you please elucidate to the court the particulars of what that might entail ... the having gone Boopy-mode, that is.
personally i would never allow myself to be brought back by the hook
they're refusing to release a desktop version of hinge because they do not want to see me thrive
nice twelve-line stanza you got there ... be a real shame if someone added a concluding couplet to resituate its meaning and sentiment
coming out as queer-coded
Technical virtuosity is the final refuge of cowards and the artistically stunted. If your art looks good you're going to Hell.
it's the "gotta be one of my favorite genders" meme but the text reads "Shout out to the god trick, gotta be one of my favorite cannibaleyes of masculinist extra-terrestrial projects for excremental second birthing"
don draper standing in front of a poster on a easel. The text on the poser reads "Things w/ Guys"
Cropped image of Paul Klee's Angelus Novus with an added block of text that says "DOES HE KNOW?"
on the left there's a map/diagram of the Alleghanian orogeny. The right side of the image is a black background with white text that says "Orogenesis Alleghanian" in the Neon Genesis Evangelion font.
manipulated image of a tern, a grey and white seabird with a patch of black on its head and an orange beak. It's standing against a grey background. Its beak is open and there's a speech bubble coming out of it that says "Being"
starting a thread of images i've composed and may or may not have posted elsewhere starting with the Ontological Tern
an ever-increasing number of societal roles filled by people too young to remember 9/11
david hyde pierce may be gay but niles frasier belongs to the neurotic bisexuals
you can use this one as either a threat or a pickup line, both options work
keep talking like this and i will show up at your house to demonstrate my unique mathematical properties
i love the tng season 1 uniforms, patrick stewart is just a tiny little guy
hey man we're gonna trek to the river at the bottom of the canyon as a metaphorical exploration of both the depth of our psychological wounds and the ambivalence between time and healing you should totally come along
sometimes i'll be like 'wow what a compelling albeit tonally incoherent playlist' because i forget i am just listening to my liked songs on shuffle