“You know, like Russians should worry. Exactly like that.“

Republicans and death.

You can’t have one without the other.

The emergency crew at Chernobyl had better odds.

This *Blink*
Is *Blink*
Not *Blink*
Technically *Shift*
A *Blink*
War *Blink*

Trump(pedophile) is taking us all to Hell with him like an Egyptian pharaoh took his possessions.

Sheehy needs to have his arms not not-broken.

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Mother?!

OMG! Those are MY feet!

AI stole my feet and fed them to MAGA!

Well, they can’t degrade our standing on the international stage, so…🤷🏼‍♂️

No intelligence has been used since Trump re-took office.

I thought “to start Armageddon” was the answer.

I can tell you that that thing counts as a passenger, so you better buckle it in or you’re looking at a hefty fine.

These are the guys that get into the ring after talking an obnoxious amount of shit and then tap-out in the first round.

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“Dey con do dat?”

“We’re just doing war crimes from now on!”

Markwayne Gacy has 3 businesses to funnel taxpayer money to.

Good thinking, Trump.

The regime of pedophiles wants you to know that you are safe because they are watching over the country as you sleep.

If you can pick drapes, you can pick leaders of a very politically unstable part of the world.

Letting children be taken by a government bought and paid for by ultra wealthy pedophiles is scary as hell.

The guy phucking up our country wanta you to go back and fix your country.

PLEASE!
Let me be the one to tell her!!!

You can’t please Donald Trump, you’re not 13.

What about the money she laundered?

Kristi will now have time to enjoy that $143,000,000 she stole from the American taxpayers.

At least the rich who profit from it aren’t paying taxes to fund it. 🤷🏼‍♂️

These guys speak like wife beaters.

The return of Jesus has been imminent for 2000 years.

Says the pedo protector wearing a boner monitor linked to his son’s phone.

“Dear Lord Trump, we pray that you let Lord Trump get away with his crimes against humanity, amen.”

That’s a feature, not a flaw.