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J.R. "Cardinal Copium" Bolt

@jrbolt

I believe in slime. Trapped in crystal prison / posting chamber

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Exclusively attracted to women who are too cool and most likely lesbian for me πŸ˜”

06.03.2026 22:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh you don't shove your toddlers down the stairs every day to toughen them up? Well la dee dah Dr. Spock here's your #1 Parent mug

06.03.2026 21:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Omg thank you 😭😭😭

06.03.2026 21:19 πŸ‘ 67 πŸ” 17 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0

my bandcamp is in my bio if you wanna buy my music for buy music day. i have many many albums and my entire discog is pwyc

06.03.2026 20:16 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Whole thread of Making Up Literary Snobs to Get Mad At, complete with "Litfic is just about professors having affairs with their grad students" post. WE ARE NEVER ESCAPING SAMSARA

06.03.2026 20:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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The Most Chilling Detail in the U.S. Attack on an Iranian Naval Ship The Iranian warship was taking part in an international exercise with many other countriesβ€”including the United States.

Absolutely sickening shit: the Dena had just participated in international naval exercises *with the US* and was unarmed and the US knew this and sank it anyway and left the survivors to drown

06.03.2026 16:27 πŸ‘ 228 πŸ” 101 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 9

RIP @tree_bro we owe it all to you

06.03.2026 20:29 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sorry your based chad son got rocketmogged while genocidemaxxing during Operation Honey Badger. Semper fi or whatecer

06.03.2026 20:28 πŸ‘ 107 πŸ” 27 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Oooooh you want one

04.03.2026 12:27 πŸ‘ 253 πŸ” 72 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 10

I have the bare concrete ceiling that I love (I polished the popcorn right off of it throughout the entire living room) so I can get a bit of the brutalist vibe. The rest is haunted castle

06.03.2026 20:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

They gotta do another biopic to show what Zucc eventually became!

06.03.2026 20:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

the roofers next door are listening to Enya in the rain

06.03.2026 19:49 πŸ‘ 36 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

For sure. It could have (should have) been a lot meaner on that account but then Sorkin went to a fancy East Coast school himself

06.03.2026 19:59 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Dudes rock

06.03.2026 19:57 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Unfortunately the NDP hasn't been worth shit after Mulcair did Starmer-level damage to it. We need a complete clearing of the board, bring on the rockets

06.03.2026 19:52 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It's Ivy League alumni who have completely butchered our world. They gave us a million Dershowitzes and one Conan O'Brien. Bad ratio!

06.03.2026 19:51 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

If you hate towers in Vancouver you can simply move to Chilliwack

06.03.2026 19:44 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I hate architecture that's calming, cool, spacious and secure! Aaargh!

06.03.2026 19:38 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Good. Green Party's time to shine, baby

06.03.2026 19:36 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Ragebaiting itself is a cynical tactic.

06.03.2026 19:24 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah I deleted the OP after the heads-up. I don't want to drag someone who doesn't actually deserve it, and I don't wanna get punked by ragebait either lol

06.03.2026 19:16 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm hearing she's not as bad as all that. But this thumbnail is giving me flashbacks to the last 5 dogshit years of ~discourse~

06.03.2026 19:05 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

We gotta reject the idiotic binary itself. Embrace ambiguity via stories where cities dream reality and everyone is addicted to the milk of an eldritch cockroach

06.03.2026 19:01 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

See I am capable of hopeful storytelling

06.03.2026 18:58 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I hope so. I hope so

06.03.2026 18:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I saw the pic a week ago in my recs and it got the "Do Not Recommend" immediately. Then I threw my phone in the water

06.03.2026 18:56 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The Daily Wire Films remake is going to be off the chain

06.03.2026 18:52 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Mother put her hands over her face and completely disappeared. This degenerate nihilistic storytelling is killing our culture. Oh! But wait! Mother has returned! This redemptive hopeful storytelling is leading us to utopia!

06.03.2026 18:50 πŸ‘ 285 πŸ” 71 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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Writer of books, short stories, screenplays, and stageplays. Publisher, editor, bookshop ghoul. Infrequent podcaster. Cursed to haunt the internet forever.

Max Booth 80 members βΈ± 21 posts Writer of books, short stories, screenplays, and stageplays. Publisher, editor, bookshop ghoul. Infrequent podcaster. Cursed to haunt the internet forever.

ICYMI I launched a personal Patreon last month. Short stories, essays, internet comedy stuff. A variety of fun things. Currently at 80 patrons and imho it would be very cool to hit triple digits before the end of March. Please share and consider supporting! www.patreon.com/interrobangbus

06.03.2026 18:43 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The Tyee is proud to have published this important investigation by @rachelgilmore.bsky.social. We condemn this egregious harassment of a journalist for doing her job, and have offered support as she deals with this disturbing situation.

06.03.2026 17:44 πŸ‘ 278 πŸ” 104 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 4