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The Great Beast of the Apocalypse (retired). Before we go any further, I have a top-line policy: any and all actions taken against Nazis **including those that lead to their injury or death** are ethically correct and morally desirable. Fight me.

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"bluidigns in a fyier gliht. Misley nawtde ot nur: t olfti pu shi efet dan kate to het kys kill ab dri . . . "

Hanging with the Consul General of Ireland today and I'm pretty sure he just quoted this verbatim.

11.03.2026 19:55 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Freedom exists first as an idea, then as a desire of the heart, and finally as a pile of severed billionaire's heads burning in a glorious new sunrise.

11.03.2026 19:53 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yes, shows good judgement as well.

11.03.2026 18:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Jaysus Murphy you soreheads, he had to do a headfake while Trump was focused on ploughing ahead with war crimes: now that President Sundowner is drooping Canada can safely say 'no' without reprisals.

Y'all have the instincts to subtlety of a kick to the crotch. Grow up.

11.03.2026 18:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

No, because saving the planet will not automatically increase the net worth of the billionaire class--that means it's off the table.

11.03.2026 07:43 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Did you spring for the ewe spoon?

11.03.2026 07:40 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I'd think the answer obvious.

Americans are real pieces of shit, well worth hating. The numbers simply denote accurate observation.

11.03.2026 07:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Gove you a hint: I'm the lazy disagreeable guy who strokes out just before getting swapped in OMW.

10.03.2026 16:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh my costume is just too subtle for you!

I'm playing one of your 70 year-old pre-induction volunteers for the CDF.

I gotta say, I'm really nailing it too.

10.03.2026 16:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I've not been paying close attention because the level of fact-free speculation and hype prevent casual civilian analysis.

I'd be very interested to hear what you think Epstein's purpose was.

A very busy man, many connections, many clients: why? Cui Bono?

10.03.2026 16:18 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Why does 'hump-plumping injectables' sound like IV viagra?

10.03.2026 16:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

DO NOT TRUST PROTON.

They've handed over user data to the US government so it could punish dissent.

10.03.2026 16:09 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Why does this remind me of an aphasic Danish Samuel Delaney?

10.03.2026 15:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I love and honour my copy editors. They are formidable geniuses at making me look like less of a halfwit.

My favourite passed away a decade ago and I think of her often--getting edited by her made my work not just readable, but also *saleable*.

Ave atque vale, Phyl. Sorry about all the commas.

10.03.2026 15:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Nukes for distraction in 3, 2, 1 . . .

10.03.2026 04:32 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Like to join you, but the clickbait headlines drive me bonkers.

Nobody is 'in chaos' in that administration. They're happy as clams and moving forward with no existential thoughts at all.

09.03.2026 20:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

love how we killed the old, frail anti-nuke ayatollah just to have him replaced with his young, healthy son who wants nukes and who just had his father, mother, wife, and child murdered on the same day by his mortal enemy. surely this will bring peace to the region

09.03.2026 02:01 πŸ‘ 19291 πŸ” 4832 πŸ’¬ 231 πŸ“Œ 141

It's very good! Lots of chemistry between the hosts.

(See what I did there, @kelly?)

09.03.2026 15:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The DOJ released evidence, which the FBI deemed credible, that the President of the United States sexually and physically assaulted a 13 year old girl AND she was afraid to talk about it because Trump would kill herβ€”and it’s somehow not the biggest scandal in American history?

09.03.2026 00:46 πŸ‘ 8477 πŸ” 3128 πŸ’¬ 141 πŸ“Œ 119

I deeply wish the USA had a set of balls that I could haul off and punch them in.

08.03.2026 20:53 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Day ain't over.

08.03.2026 19:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Are we paying attention?

08.03.2026 19:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

1996

08.03.2026 16:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It's a perfectly cromulent word.

08.03.2026 11:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Dief Will Be the Chief Again!

08.03.2026 11:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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08.03.2026 11:09 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

As a British Columbian, that phrase makes my dick-punching hand itchy.

08.03.2026 11:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Never met someone 'in thrall'.

Fucken weird.

08.03.2026 11:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Last time ever in BC.

08.03.2026 03:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Dear World,
The people of power & wealth in the USA are traitors & cowards. All 3 branches of government, past Presidents & VPs, Governors, military leaders, retired & fired generals are ALL traitors & cowards. The USA is no more. This is something else entirely. Not sure what to call it yet.

07.03.2026 02:23 πŸ‘ 820 πŸ” 217 πŸ’¬ 107 πŸ“Œ 11