grabbing an elephants trunk at the zoo and pulling it through the bars with all of my might
06.03.2026 03:39
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grabbing an elephants trunk at the zoo and pulling it through the bars with all of my might
my life is sad and i hate myself like and share
screaming no oh my god dont hurt me everytime i hear a noise out in the hallway
pranking my friend who is tripping on acid by saying oh my god i think i smell smoke
i don’t want to live in a world where they cannot
it’s classy now to write your job applications in all lowercase and in crayon
they did a lot of research in that time
i want to become more violent and dangerous
draw me a map of the inside of your home challenge
sitting quietly on the couch alone in my own home and getting a text on my phone that says “THIS IS THE POLICE STOP ACTING STRANGE”
its kind of hot how vampires have super strenght and want to hurt you
smoking weed and forgetting my social graces
doing a defenestration of prague at my job
havent been on here much, i just learned that smoking cigarettes can give you lung cancer
telling a ghost welcome to casa de sewr when it posesses my body
as do the rest of us. trust
I find that incredibly hard to believe.
Hillary Clinton testifies that she was “unaware“ of Crab Man’s crimes
Just once in ny life I want to officially redact something. I fucking love censorship.
Im going up to the poop
Lol
This is mine
none of them care for my antics
Ordering weed on ubereats, I am in my age of decadence
@neildegrassetyson.com is the sun in constant pain?
guys sun cool
Oh wow, he’s very charming