Danny Adams

MAGAs are repeating Trump's "virtually unlimited" weapons claim about our fighting Iran after whining that we were depleting our stockpiles by sending weapons to Ukraine.

MAGAland: Where 5 year olds supposedly totally understand the Pledge of Allegiance and "Believe in Jesus or go to Hell", but high schoolers "aren't old enough to know anything about politics".

Why MAGAs hate teachers so much.

*Congress had the power of the purse until they let DOGE unilaterally cut and eliminate Congressionallly-approved budgets and other spending.

A school system near me suspended students who did walk-out protests not for the "up to 5 days" that's a normal punishment for skipping class, but "until you are asked to come back".

Because for the school administrators it was never about punishing them for skipping class.

Since it's likely nobody at the DoJ has gone to fight in the Middle East this week, they still shouldn't have any trouble releasing the Epstein Files.

Since Trump claimed Harris would get us into a war with Iran if she was elected, no matter what happens over the next few months, watch for MAGAS to insist this isn't a war.

Backpedaling on this now to say a week away from having enriched weapons-grade uranium again.

"Inshallah, there can be only one!"

Apparently all of Iran is just run by some guy named "Ayatollah" and he's pretty much immortal.

I saw where some DC Republicans are now claiming that the Iran nuclear program that was "totally obliterated" last summer is "a week away" from producing a nuclear bomb.

In this case it's almost hard to tell if "how Deutsche Bank rolled out the red carpet for the serial sexual abuser" refers to Epstein or Trump.

Quasi-related, I just realized with a suddenly aching back that this summer marks the 30th anniversary of Independence Day.

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"Now if anybody needs me I'll be in my bunker."

"Now if anybody needs me I'll be in my bunker."

Since Trump likes putting his name on everything, and since he thinks his detention camps are awesome, he ought to put his name on them too. I think "Trump Alligator Alcatraz" would be a good start.

Well hey, if Cuba says they were running drugs into the country, by Trump standards that makes it OK, right...?

Just in time for the Pentagon to try seizing control of Anthropic and disable some of its safety protocols.

Just in time for the Pentagon to try seizing control of Anthropic and disable some of its safety protocols.

But if the people on the Florida-registered boat were running drugs into the U.S. then taking them out is OK with the president...right?

Him: How are you able to focus for so long on one thing? Are you autistic?

Me: ...

Me: I was born in the 20th century.

So when the deficit doesn't close overnight will Trump say he hasn't stopped all the fraud yet?

And we certainly didn't have nearly that many in the region with the U.S.' more surgical strikes last summer.

Wonder if this is one reason the Ammon Bundys have a bit of a problem with Trump lately.

Wonder if this is one reason why the Ammon Bundys seem to be having a bit of a problem with Trump lately.

Wait, the Dow isn't over 50,000 anymore? So does that mean we can start the Epstein prosecutions?

While also busy "retracting" the World Factbook.

I inadvertently discovered a few days ago, when I said this as an off-the-cuff joke, that a way to piss off MAGAs is to tell them you got your DOGE refund check awhile ago.

Because of course Trump would never lie about anything, so why haven't they gotten their DOGE check yet?