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Writer dipping his toe out of hiatus, mostly brain-broken. English/Palestinian. Neurodivergent.

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عاجل
وزير الخارجية السعودي 36 سنة كنا نعتقد القواعد الأمريكية تحمينا بأول حرب اكتشفنا
احنا نحميهم

Breaking minister of exterior: For 36 years we thought we he US bases were protecting us, now we’ve discovered we were protecting them.

عاجل وزير الخارجية السعودي 36 سنة كنا نعتقد القواعد الأمريكية تحمينا بأول حرب اكتشفنا احنا نحميهم Breaking minister of exterior: For 36 years we thought we he US bases were protecting us, now we’ve discovered we were protecting them.

BREAKING NEWS
• TechTimes
BREAKING: SAUDI ARABIA, THE UNITED ARAB EMIRATES, KUWAIT AND QATAR ARE DISCUSSING WITHDRAWING FROM CONTRACTS WITH THE U.S.

BREAKING NEWS • TechTimes BREAKING: SAUDI ARABIA, THE UNITED ARAB EMIRATES, KUWAIT AND QATAR ARE DISCUSSING WITHDRAWING FROM CONTRACTS WITH THE U.S.

العقارة
الرئيس السابق لجهاز المخابرات السعودي
تركي الفيصل:
هذه ليست حربنا،
بل حرب نتنياهو، يحاول الهروب من جرائمه في غزة والضفة عبر هذه الحرب
aleqaria.com.eg

Former Saudi intelligence chief, Turkey Al Faisal: This is not our War, this is Netanyahu trying to escape from his crimes in Gaza.

العقارة الرئيس السابق لجهاز المخابرات السعودي تركي الفيصل: هذه ليست حربنا، بل حرب نتنياهو، يحاول الهروب من جرائمه في غزة والضفة عبر هذه الحرب aleqaria.com.eg Former Saudi intelligence chief, Turkey Al Faisal: This is not our War, this is Netanyahu trying to escape from his crimes in Gaza.

Narrative in the gulf is turning against the US and the war on Iran.

Translations in alt text, but general gist is resentment against being pulled into a war which is a distraction for what is happening in Gaza.

07.03.2026 09:14 👍 6 🔁 5 💬 1 📌 1

There is of course the famous punk saying: “ever get the feeling you’ve been cheated?”

07.03.2026 09:16 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Might be the most Boomer Joke post I've done yet.

07.03.2026 09:17 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Watching an old episode of Have I Got News For You (because it has Peter Cook & Douglas Adams on) and thinking about Angus Deayton.

Remember when a scandal with cocaine and a sex worker would end your career? He'd be moving into politics if it happened now.

07.03.2026 09:16 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
The Kickstarter page for Don’t Go for the Vault anthology, currently sitting at $665

The Kickstarter page for Don’t Go for the Vault anthology, currently sitting at $665

Someone has the opportunity to do something very funny here.

06.03.2026 22:57 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

cannot express the depth to which this is money well-spent

06.03.2026 21:43 👍 51 🔁 9 💬 2 📌 0

my library endorsing my friend 🥰

06.03.2026 21:43 👍 63 🔁 7 💬 0 📌 0
Outdoor fruit stand with huge pyramid of oranges and tall round banana display.

Outdoor fruit stand with huge pyramid of oranges and tall round banana display.

they’re just begging for a car chase

06.03.2026 13:40 👍 3456 🔁 581 💬 67 📌 53
Tweet that reads Leo Xander
@STALLEON
Stop taking social media so serious. Nothing here is real. Look at this chicken V
- it is bigger
than the car

Tweet that reads Leo Xander @STALLEON Stop taking social media so serious. Nothing here is real. Look at this chicken V - it is bigger than the car

I think about this tweet every time I feel something online start to curl its annoying little grip into my head

24.02.2026 04:50 👍 25459 🔁 6375 💬 6 📌 112

We have discovered a planet. It is just out of reach. A zebra-like animal lives there and glides under the hills.

06.03.2026 21:06 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

DHS nominee Markwayne Mullin is one of the most active stock-traders in the Senate — and violated the STOCK Act against insider trading as recently as last August.

He currently holds stock in L3Harris, which has millions in contracts with ICE and FEMA.

The grift continues.

06.03.2026 19:45 👍 13299 🔁 6049 💬 463 📌 309
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> @benstiller.redhour.com

06.03.2026 19:36 👍 10197 🔁 2145 💬 144 📌 81

He only likes getting pets and compliments from people he's generously allowed to be in his presence before

06.03.2026 13:25 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Power's back! Now I just have to wait for the router to wake up.

06.03.2026 13:07 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

British politicians are so stupid that they will confidently barge into discourse about pornography, and quite confidently wrongly, because they'd rather do that than consult or include sex workers or adult performers in discussions about online safety, because what they want is control.

06.03.2026 12:25 👍 8 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 0

there are like 50 people in the country who want the UK to get involved in the Iran War, one of them is Kemi Badenoch, one of them is Nigel Farage, and the other 48 are newspaper columnists

06.03.2026 10:09 👍 1346 🔁 364 💬 22 📌 4

So Philip Glass just joined TikTok. He only has like 4 posts and they’re simply him in what I assume is his living room playing the piano. First comment on one I saw was “your piano is too close to the fireplace, you’ll dry it out” and if that’s not the internet in a nutshell I don’t know what is.

06.03.2026 03:10 👍 4280 🔁 801 💬 54 📌 52

The invention of the internet, and specifically social media, has really made it easier than ever to see how unhinged people like this are. It's a real window into the ugliness of their souls.

06.03.2026 10:27 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Intercutting real war footage, of people potentially being killed, with clips from Marvel films and Yu-Gi-Oh. These people are insane.

06.03.2026 10:23 👍 5 🔁 2 💬 3 📌 0

New show idea: "Bits and Pieces": Scottish comedians must improvise a set while making sandwiches.

06.03.2026 10:09 👍 3 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

Hope all the actors used here kick the fuck off

06.03.2026 10:11 👍 11 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0
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I'll be at Power Con this weekend in Glasgow alongside lots of other cool comics folks. I'll have some GOLDEN RAGE goodies plus some other comics this lassie from Dundee done-did and a small supply of prints like these! Details: www.forthefans.uk/power-gaming...

05.03.2026 22:11 👍 94 🔁 22 💬 2 📌 2

There goes the power. Might not be back until gone lunch 😫🤷‍♂️

06.03.2026 09:57 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Dragon Age protagonists for Indy on ☕
Thank you so much for your kindness 💖

01.02.2025 15:30 👍 616 🔁 156 💬 10 📌 0

I am selling my apartment in Carcosa. Two bedrooms, ensuites. Great views across Lake Hali, only five minutes walk from downtown, and one strange aeon from Alar.

06.03.2026 09:41 👍 38 🔁 6 💬 3 📌 0

Bargain!

06.03.2026 09:47 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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OPEN CALL! We want your comics and prose!

We are launching a new zine later this year called ZENESIS, featuring comics, prose, articles and more covering Mecha, Sci-fi and Space-Fantasy genres.

Deadline is the end of March.

02.03.2026 23:10 👍 358 🔁 214 💬 6 📌 6

Workmen doing electric work in the hallway again, Odie losing his mind about it, bless him. Going to be a long day.

Tried to take him for a walk but he took one look at the state of the hall and ran back inside! Much safer to bark at them from behind a closed door!

06.03.2026 09:47 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

I wouldn't expect any less from our bloodthirsty leaders

05.03.2026 22:34 👍 3 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

You stopped him before he could sing the touching love theme from Megaforce!

youtu.be/_2ctZkakmNg?...

05.03.2026 19:19 👍 94 🔁 25 💬 7 📌 1