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Trombone owner-operator and "Daddy" to 2 lovely cats.

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So, who thought it would be a good idea to spell "lisp" with an "S".

06.03.2026 04:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah. And the corset makes it really hard to breathe!

06.03.2026 04:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Oh, look! Kristi Gnome's new position:

06.03.2026 04:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Of course, Trump's neck rash is from shaking hands - it's the Shawinigan handshake. ๐Ÿ˜€

06.03.2026 04:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The opposite of irony is wrinkly, right? ๐Ÿ™‚

28.02.2026 14:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Happy Caturday. Sometimes they even let me share the bed with them.

28.02.2026 14:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Somehow this rings a bell with me.

23.02.2026 04:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You should always use shampoo to wash your hair. Real poo is just nasty!

19.02.2026 14:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I gave my cats a choice of Chicken or Fish kibble. They showed a definite preference for Chicken. I suppose you might say "The cats cried 'Fowl'".

19.02.2026 14:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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14.02.2026 14:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Auto correct socks!

11.02.2026 05:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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This clown does things every single day that would've derailed ANY presidency of the last 200+ years.

He is an absolute disgrace and not only an adjudicated rapist in the sexual sense, he is also raping and fleecing everything in government that he can get his tiny hands on.

06.02.2026 20:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 35 ๐Ÿ” 14 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Let's see . . . maybe Sleazey?

05.02.2026 04:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Trooper - The American Dream music video
Trooper - The American Dream music video YouTube video by trooper

Also this: (Sorry about the lousy video quality)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wlv8...

01.02.2026 00:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Bruce Springsteen - Streets Of Minneapolis (Official Lyric Video)
Bruce Springsteen - Streets Of Minneapolis (Official Lyric Video) YouTube video by Bruce Springsteen

This: www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDaP...

30.01.2026 12:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I left as soon as Musk started talking about buying Twitter. No regrets at all.

30.01.2026 03:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hard to tell whether he's really that stupid, just completely unaware, or knowingly lying. Probably all three.

26.01.2026 00:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Good nose, Joe. ๐Ÿ˜€

25.01.2026 02:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
CANADA LOVES MINNESOTA - A TRUE NORTH STAR
CANADA LOVES MINNESOTA - A TRUE NORTH STAR YouTube video by Charlie Angus

www.youtube.com/watch?v=T1Mg...
It's just for a few seconds at the 57 second mark.

20.01.2026 23:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

@josephsimons.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy Hey Joe, saw you this morning in a picture from a Charlie Angus video on YouTube. ๐Ÿ‘

20.01.2026 13:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Give him a p*ss prize. He won't know the difference.

19.01.2026 22:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Very sage, Rosemary. ๐Ÿ™‚

16.01.2026 23:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Stupid is as stupid does."
--Forrest Gump

16.01.2026 23:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You say "Carmeena"
I say "Carmine-a"
You say "Buranna"
I say "Buronna".
Let's Carl the whole thing Orff.

16.01.2026 23:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

How very sage. ๐Ÿ™‚

13.01.2026 03:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Share this WIDELY!!!

10.01.2026 01:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 23 ๐Ÿ” 13 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

I can see why it was deleted. If this wasn't so terribly sick, it might be funny.

12.01.2026 01:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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12.01.2026 01:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That reminds me: What do you call a drink with vodka and milk of magnesia?

A Phillips screwdriver.

09.01.2026 02:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Now THAT'S subtle! ๐Ÿ˜€

09.01.2026 02:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0