I don't think Special Envoy for the Shield of the Americas will be enough to earn the FIFA Peace Prize, but if she does a good job I bet Kristi will be a shoe-in for the CONCACAF Award for Valor.
Uh-oh.
Half my high school photojournalism class skipped school and hopped a ferry into the city that week.
Best case scenario for new Seahawks ownership? Funniest scenario?
Taps sign
Dude you're never gonna believe what they named James Spader's character on The Office.
I feel like the answer to this has to be Mason Bates, right?
My upcoming solo recital will also break the record for longest solo recital, previously set by my last solo recital. It will, of course, include lengthy pauses for applause. No word yet on whether US Hockey will accept my invitation to attend.
Good news from Hillcrest Elementary. According to my 3rd grader, no kids at the school like Trump. Kindergartener opines that it's because "he's doing murders."
This has been your local education report for the week of February 23rd.
Ha! I just had to send a similar email a month ago. I get emails every week from members asking if I really need them to buy that gift card and send me the number and pin.
Or at least ignite your bones
Put ya hands in the air if you're a true flabba
The official seltzer of the Bachelor Arms apartments. Now available in 24 oz for the hardest dads.
Some Friday beers hit different
Get his ass Costco. Let's see a Kirkland Signature Win.
Don't Lane Kiffin someone if you don't have a backup coach ready.
Need to double up on open mics
Reminder, here is how Skeleton is scored:
- the bones are their money
- so are the worms
- the bones equal dollars
- they will pull your hair up but not out
- all they want is another chance at life
For anyone still wondering How U Livin J. Piven? I think we have our answer
Nightcap to celebrate the Seahawks Darkside defense. 10 PM whiskey on a work night brought to you by drinking N/A IPA all game.
Mate! Valiant Punting!
Lots of primo Tight End content on this year's broadcast.
Darnold to Barner for the first TD of the game. Now that's a Turning Point USA can get behind.
No Kings includes Draft Kings
3 on the scoreboard, Flagpole Sitta for bumper music. LFG
Drops of Goopiter
Pork shoulder on fire
Super Bowl Sunday, rise and grind. Too lazy to get the smoker out. Not too lazy to light an absurd amount of bourbon on fire.
I think that point is running an albun down top to bottom. It's like pizza. No one's gonna bat an eye if you have 3 or 4 slices instead of one, but eat the whole thing and you're in a world of hurt.
