Next announcement is that they’ve fitted Conor Bradley’s bionic leg and he will never be injured ever again and it’ll all be fine

some really shocking stuff in here

Was watching the first episode of Apple TV’s Silo and around 47:15 a certain handsome Brazilian glovesman gets a shout

Trent at right back surely has to be first name on the team sheet. Attacking upside vs defensive frailty, should he play in midfield and constant England chat has dominated the tedious discourse landscape

This is basically a Tim Key poem