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Former political-joke account. Now a Trump stan account. ALL HAIL OUR GLORIOUS LEADER! Please don't send me to El Salvador. My grumblings: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaaiuhjjkixsa

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29.12.2025 03:41 πŸ‘ 19062 πŸ” 5735 πŸ’¬ 339 πŸ“Œ 234

the american electoral system is basically 500,000 information-resistant people across a handful of states taking a guess and then going "haha! oops!" every two years. this process takes 18 months and costs four trillion dollars every time

17.04.2025 14:16 πŸ‘ 19044 πŸ” 4063 πŸ’¬ 267 πŸ“Œ 206

People spend a lot of time wondering why the left is worse at using independent media to control the national narrative.

A useful exercise is to ask why the left is also worse at selling snake oil and pyramid schemes, because I think the reasons are basically exactly the same.

21.04.2025 01:31 πŸ‘ 43117 πŸ” 6900 πŸ’¬ 981 πŸ“Œ 372
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16.10.2025 15:37 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Democrats in office need to know: all of us with very few exceptions want all of you with very few exception to lose your god damn jobs because you refuse to do them.

10.11.2025 11:13 πŸ‘ 4023 πŸ” 909 πŸ’¬ 42 πŸ“Œ 31

I understand why we shut down American airspace for a few days after 9-11 to avoid a repeat attack but imagine shutting down American airspace to avoid releasing the Epstein files.

07.11.2025 23:03 πŸ‘ 16666 πŸ” 4297 πŸ’¬ 152 πŸ“Œ 99
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20.11.2025 01:29 πŸ‘ 110 πŸ” 22 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I would say being an infomercial guy with a shady legal past and a weird history with women would disqualify him, but he is running in the Republican primary

23.11.2025 01:40 πŸ‘ 202 πŸ” 16 πŸ’¬ 20 πŸ“Œ 5
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Happy day of Trans remembrance to those who we have lost to hate, senseless violence and mental illness. I am grateful to be here and continue this life even in its current timeline. #transdayofremembrance #trans

21.11.2025 01:35 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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The list has landed

18.11.2025 12:53 πŸ‘ 109 πŸ” 26 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 2

Sitting at the reception area and listening to someone defend JKR and talk about trans people as predators and reader 100% I just burst in like the Kool Aid man. Like, I just railed this guy. I am still stilling here like a glowing coil. I need to be removed or I will throw him off the balcony.

13.11.2025 13:00 πŸ‘ 263 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 0
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13.11.2025 11:20 πŸ‘ 27 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Watching the DNC is like watching a horror movie where the villian is right behind the cast members, and they ignore it, and also they can hear you screaming warnings from the audience at them, and they find it irritating.

10.11.2025 18:52 πŸ‘ 404 πŸ” 67 πŸ’¬ 19 πŸ“Œ 6

So the oldest person ever to become president keeps falling asleep in his office during public events and there’s no big public discussion on how this is a coverup or how republicans are lying to us about how this government is running?

09.11.2025 13:41 πŸ‘ 16137 πŸ” 3756 πŸ’¬ 475 πŸ“Œ 217

its always funny to me when people say college brainwashed their kids, considering it's the only place that actively taught me what critical thinking is and that you shouldnt just blindly trust stuff

11.11.2025 15:22 πŸ‘ 69 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 0
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Taps sign

08.11.2025 04:57 πŸ‘ 20381 πŸ” 5131 πŸ’¬ 406 πŸ“Œ 158

When any President can pardon his many accomplices convicted for many election-related crimes the legal system has collapsed.
This current system of government is rubbish and destined for the trash.

11.11.2025 13:44 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œMar-a-Lago Face” is such a fascinating phenomenon to me. This section of history will read like a communist agitprop SF novel.

β€œThe ruling class sculpted their features to appeal to the leader - gaudy, conspicuous, apart from the masses. The neo-ΓΌbermensch would be designer, from dress to flesh.”

11.11.2025 15:39 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I love the mason jar part!

10.11.2025 23:45 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œBetter the occasional faults of a government that lives in a spirit of charity than the consistent omissions of a government frozen in the ice of its own indifference.”

03.11.2025 19:18 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The model of holding individual senators responsible is broken here. The retirees clearly agreed to take the fall. Which is why the nos should get no credit for voting no unless they move to oust Schumer

10.11.2025 03:20 πŸ‘ 5182 πŸ” 1391 πŸ’¬ 24 πŸ“Œ 86

Since the Democrats worked extra hard to hide who actually supported this, I think the No Kings/Resistance position should be to primary every Democrat unless they publicly call for Schumer's ouster this week

Either they go into total rebellion mode, which they won't, or the people will

10.11.2025 02:36 πŸ‘ 6858 πŸ” 1972 πŸ’¬ 149 πŸ“Œ 114

Let’s stay mad and primary these sons of bitches.

10.11.2025 15:43 πŸ‘ 38 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Democrats Sick Of Being Blamed For Cowardice On Issues They Actually Just Don’t Care About WASHINGTONβ€”Having thus far caved on eliminating the filibuster, advancing an adequate climate change agenda, and protecting voting rights, congressional Democrats told reporters Wednesday they were si...

Democrats Sick Of Being Blamed For Cowardice On Issues They Actually Just Don’t Care About

10.11.2025 17:00 πŸ‘ 7352 πŸ” 1893 πŸ’¬ 58 πŸ“Œ 53
pls donate? NO health care!! ONLY donate

pls donate? NO health care!! ONLY donate

no money for politicians

10.11.2025 15:52 πŸ‘ 4193 πŸ” 941 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 18

at this point, I kinda don’t know what else the Dems could do to tell anyone to the left of Biden to fuck off any harder than they already have and yet you still clamor to reform these people who hate your fucking guts and would be happy if you died

10.11.2025 00:46 πŸ‘ 298 πŸ” 64 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 2

Eat shit, Kim Davis. See you in another 10 years.

10.11.2025 19:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Rare SCOTUS win.

They're still corrupt as fuck though

10.11.2025 18:51 πŸ‘ 173 πŸ” 28 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

i wonder what it’s like to look around every day and see the country being run into the ground by pill-poppers and secret police and anti-vaxxers and book burners and you go into work and sit down at your computer and you’re the guy whose job it is to come up with new oreos flavors

01.10.2025 05:39 πŸ‘ 5517 πŸ” 765 πŸ’¬ 20 πŸ“Œ 76