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Mom. Wife. Gamer. Pet Mom. Neurodivergent. Foodie. Book Enthusiast. Disney Adult. πŸ”΅ in a red state.

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Hope she’s feeling better soon πŸ’•

07.03.2026 01:35 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I do this with packs of salmon also. Or put a fresh piece in the air fryer and flake it myself. Add a little sriracha if you like heat.

07.03.2026 01:34 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Air fry and flake a fresh piece

07.03.2026 01:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Me too. It seems like a genuine moment that just happened to be photographed. Beautiful image.

07.03.2026 01:31 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I had no idea Duolingo had a free forever version. I thought it was like a 7 day trial, then they charge you.

Well, I’m excited πŸ’ƒ

πŸ‡―πŸ‡΅πŸ‡―πŸ‡΅πŸ‡―πŸ‡΅

07.03.2026 01:29 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Millie looks exactly like my little dog that passed a year ago. I know you probably won’t see this but I’m curious if you’ve had her DNA tested. I was shocked my boy was 30% American Eskimo. He would howl like a tiny wolf even though he was 10lb 😭

07.03.2026 00:28 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Forbes, I know you’re Trump’s personal toilet paper and all, but stop having ChatGPT write you headlines and articles, you fucking idiots.

Why are you even on Bluesky? No one likes you.

07.03.2026 00:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

God, I hate that woman.

07.03.2026 00:20 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

He’s a plumber. Maybe he should stick to what he knows and come fix my dishwasher.

06.03.2026 23:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Inbred mfer

06.03.2026 23:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I thought it was a big ass bowl of mashed taters and gravy πŸ˜‚

06.03.2026 23:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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They fell asleep like this, I can’t 😭😭😭😭

06.03.2026 23:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Well, B tested positive for influenza B. She’s been sprawled out on the couch playing pokemon since we got home. Poor babe doesn’t feel well.

I really hope I don’t get sick too, but I probably will. Everything with dad in the fall - I procrastinated getting our flu shots & kinda forgot about it 😬

06.03.2026 18:28 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s wild to me how many racists there still are

06.03.2026 14:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’ll wear this color til the end of time if it gets rid of them all πŸ˜‚

06.03.2026 14:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, I think they’re just trying to keep her on the payroll so she stays quiet.

06.03.2026 14:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Buy them all a trip on the next titan submersible headed to the bottom of the Atlantic.

06.03.2026 06:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Stephen Miller. Lil Naziferatu is behind much of this evil shit going on. He pulls Trump’s strings since Trump doesn’t know what’s going on half the time.

06.03.2026 06:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hahahahahaha

06.03.2026 06:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Got damn πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

06.03.2026 06:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Spoiler alert: he’s a plumber

06.03.2026 06:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We got a plumber running the dept of homeland security, yall.

No, I’m not joking. He’s a goddamn plumber.

06.03.2026 06:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That’s his middle name.

06.03.2026 06:42 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Awwww he’s just a lil guy!

06.03.2026 06:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Omg they’re sickening aren’t they? They push to my YouTube nonstop. I’m actually glad to see Coach ads at this point.

06.03.2026 06:34 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

B has a fever. I guess the weekend starts early.

06.03.2026 03:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Tom Cotton is the human equivalent of finding a fingernail in your salad.

You’re welcome for the visual.

06.03.2026 03:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I did mine like, 2 or 3 days ago. I told my husband β€œI put on Ice Out and BAM 3 days later noem gets the can. It’s magic!” πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ πŸ’…

It’s a really nice color and good coverage. I buy a lot of Mooncat and sometimes you need 3 coats to get a good glitter coverage, but this one was good with 2

06.03.2026 03:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Hahahahaha

06.03.2026 03:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I noticed at least one of the service people killed was a person of color. If y’all need cannon fodder, send the rednecks you scraped out of the trailer park for ICE.

06.03.2026 00:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0