Tequila Soaked Carrot

With a final night at Red Rocks — Tipper calls it a career and sails into the sunset of retirement.

Thanks for all the memories. 🖤

📷 / dubyesmusic | TWT

As long as I live in Denver I will never see another tattoo artist

T-6 days until the final Tippening 😢

And, shocker, alleged shooter is white, straight, 22 y/o, and Republican.

Country is so fucking cooked

Propaganda networks immediately blaming the far left before even KNOWING what demographic the shooter came from - the rich NEED us to be divided and at war with each other

“Empathy is a harmful new-age term.”
- Charlie Kirk

“Don’t let mass shooting victims control the narrative with empathy.”
- Charlie Kirk

“Gun violence deaths are the cost of keeping our 2nd amendment rights.”
-Charlie Kirk

When you need to drink your bourbon quickly, but you can’t because it’s fucking bourbon 🥴

Andy Serkis’s voice acting in Expedition 33 is impeccable *chefs kiss*

Last Papadosio show for the foreseeable future tonight - bittersweet 😢

You definitely got blessed for your first time!

Brb kms Tiny Face -> Ton of Brix VIP would’ve healed my soul

Haven’t felt fomo in quite some time, but it’s definitely hitting for Tipper Orion this weekend

I’m gonna need more people to be like Portugal’s President

Shitty day at work made better by seeing a double rainbow on the way home 🌈🌈

Imagine tying any part of your identity to a rapist, pedophile and DOUBLING DOWN on defending that type of behavior 🥴🤡

“Omg you’re such a hard worker with an amazing work ethic so let me just put MORE work on your plate because I know you’ll get it done”

Same shit EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.

Half a billion dollars being pulled from vaccine development like the COVID pandemic didn’t kill millions of people 5 years ago - truly the dumbest fucking timeline

*heavy breathing intensifies*

I am ready to Alix Perez my EPROM until I SHADES

Not even 2 full months into this new position and my boss wants to make me a lead 😭

All the homies hate this little shithead

RIP Ozzy, you crazy bastard

Imagine being the CEO of a billion dollar company and going viral for getting your affair outed at a Coldplay show lmaoooo

King Joffrey with a tangerine spray tan 😮‍💨☠️

Yup. Absolutely puddled.

Wouldn’t be a weekend with Tipper without a naked dude running around slapping his own ass

Covered in Lobsters VIP -> Chrome Splat -> On The Natch to close the night 🫠

Who up dipping they Tip