[Fiction] Little Plum
A short story that moves across time periods and steals from the ice-box.
I wrote this at @ubccrwr.bsky.social and then sat on it for years, worried it wasn't good enough to share. And, in fact, I regret that silliness: this is a great piece of aufofiction. Do please enjoy.
tobysharpe.substack.com/p/fiction-li...
#substack #autofiction
17.02.2026 00:43
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sleeping with men
tee heckin' hee
Made this gay'n'tiny comic at @ubccrwr.bsky.social and am going to make and post more in 2026: a tiny'n'gay resolution!
tobysharpe.substack.com/p/small-comi...
#substack #comics
27.01.2026 11:58
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[POEM] The Friends to Lovers Trope
Everything's auto-fiction, auto-poetry, until it isn't.
Sometimes you gotta be very angry with what's happened in your personal life, and you gotta write a poem about it years later!
tobysharpe.substack.com/p/poem-the-f... #substack #poetry
12.12.2025 18:48
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promoting my own work? chic!
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#substack #poetry
26.11.2025 14:38
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cuteness!!
21.10.2025 13:07
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Some of y'all might also be losing your minds. Some of you thus might like this poem.
tobysharpe.substack.com/p/cope
#poetry #substack
01.10.2025 22:01
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Men would rather read Lee Child on the tube than go to therapy
05.09.2025 08:55
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You donβt win an award for being the most not-surprised, is the thing
18.08.2025 05:54
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WOMEN WANT ME. FISH WANT ME. WE ARE A THROUPLE
26.07.2025 16:44
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bears are hot π»πΌπ»ββοΈ
(dare I use the #bear hashtag? slay)
18.08.2025 14:52
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gone fishinβ!
a poem about reawakening, looking back and forward
wrote a poem about fooling around with hot bears? big slay
tobysharpe.substack.com/p/gone-fishi...
#poetry #substack #heckindelicious
18.08.2025 14:05
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Made up this writing prompt at @ubccrwr.bsky.social and still think it's one of my favourites. Check out some more at my substack if you'd like! π
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12.08.2025 10:21
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it's causing me a major existential crisis tbh: do I quote MUNA or Britney or the Torah??
05.08.2025 13:57
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All - for you (A Cento)
Another cento: a poem made up of lines from other works, all cited. Thank you to Tash for giving me the courage to post this one.
I wrote a cento #poem on #substack which is one of my favourites ever, drawing in lines from Mary Oliver, Sappho, Stephen Spender, and more...
Cheeky photo of Vancouver attached to it too, because I can't let go of my UBC-MFA past.
29.07.2025 08:02
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the almanac of need
let me shazamabam ye with how much i love my man
love poetry swarming outta me, hellishly happy with this one
tobysharpe.substack.com/p/the-almana...
#substack #poetry
14.07.2025 12:31
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Apocalypso Extraordinaire
Armageddon whomst?
I wrote about the end of days. Maybe you can relate. #horror #substack
02.07.2025 11:14
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Some lines from a new piece of vulnerable hecking poetry from me. The piece is called The Flop's Song. xo
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#substack #poetry
21.05.2025 15:31
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Incredibly proud of @tanvibhatia.bsky.social -- she's killing it ALL the time, but I feel like every time I open social media lately I see her doing something else cool! Appreciation and adoration post.
20.02.2025 19:33
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Yours is identical to mine! β¨
08.02.2025 23:08
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told my friend she was drawing her eyebrows too high and then she looked at me all surprised
07.02.2025 14:25
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Wrote a love story. A love story with zero demonic presences or poltergeists, so I'm really challenging myself here. Check out the #substack post here.
tobysharpe.substack.com/p/you-have-t...
07.02.2025 14:24
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if I think about elephants for too long I start crying
03.02.2025 05:13
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sharing snippets from my own work? because I'm a poet? wow...
tobysharpe.substack.com/p/write-back...
#substack #poetry #lmao!!
05.02.2025 13:43
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Continued work in progress on this one but nearly completed. 24x30β acrylic on canvas.
03.02.2025 21:29
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Started writing this one AND drew its accompanying art whilst at @ubccrwr.bsky.social -- time flies. Now I'm old and tired but look fondly back on the art from that time.
04.02.2025 18:03
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Write Back When You Can?
please
A vision of total neediness from one side of a Facebook chat. New #poetry on my #substack.
04.02.2025 18:02
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listening to Denial is a River like it will give me clues to salvation (and it definitely will)
03.02.2025 14:44
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it's honestly despicable, agreed 100%
31.01.2025 14:21
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