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Toby

@tesharpe

fire princess with a UBC MFA and a weird evil heart. 🌈 writer. find my stuff in Geist, Hey Alma, The Chestnut Review, The Ex-Puritan, etc. Here's a linky-link. https://ex-puritan.ca/for-my-next-trick/

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[Fiction] Little Plum A short story that moves across time periods and steals from the ice-box.

I wrote this at @ubccrwr.bsky.social and then sat on it for years, worried it wasn't good enough to share. And, in fact, I regret that silliness: this is a great piece of aufofiction. Do please enjoy.

tobysharpe.substack.com/p/fiction-li...

#substack #autofiction

17.02.2026 00:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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sleeping with men tee heckin' hee

Made this gay'n'tiny comic at @ubccrwr.bsky.social and am going to make and post more in 2026: a tiny'n'gay resolution!

tobysharpe.substack.com/p/small-comi...

#substack #comics

27.01.2026 11:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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[POEM] The Friends to Lovers Trope Everything's auto-fiction, auto-poetry, until it isn't.

Sometimes you gotta be very angry with what's happened in your personal life, and you gotta write a poem about it years later!

tobysharpe.substack.com/p/poem-the-f... #substack #poetry

12.12.2025 18:48 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Γ©migrΓ© this is an older poem from my workz, initially published in a magazine which now seems to have been wiped clean from the internet? so here it is, immortaliszszed until this website also collapses

I remain shockingly talented. Wrote this before I even did my postgrad CRWR vibe, and it's one of the only things from the Before-Times I still enjoy. Do enjoy, alongside me.
#substack #poetry

tobysharpe.substack.com/p/emigre?r=2...

02.12.2025 13:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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promoting my own work? chic!

tobysharpe.substack.com/p/on-the-pla...
#substack #poetry

26.11.2025 14:38 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

cuteness!!

21.10.2025 13:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Some of y'all might also be losing your minds. Some of you thus might like this poem.

tobysharpe.substack.com/p/cope

#poetry #substack

01.10.2025 22:01 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Men would rather read Lee Child on the tube than go to therapy

05.09.2025 08:55 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

You don’t win an award for being the most not-surprised, is the thing

18.08.2025 05:54 πŸ‘ 2709 πŸ” 345 πŸ’¬ 50 πŸ“Œ 23

WOMEN WANT ME. FISH WANT ME. WE ARE A THROUPLE

26.07.2025 16:44 πŸ‘ 42 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
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bears are hot πŸ»πŸΌπŸ»β€β„οΈ

(dare I use the #bear hashtag? slay)

18.08.2025 14:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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gone fishin’! a poem about reawakening, looking back and forward

wrote a poem about fooling around with hot bears? big slay

tobysharpe.substack.com/p/gone-fishi...

#poetry #substack #heckindelicious

18.08.2025 14:05 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Made up this writing prompt at @ubccrwr.bsky.social and still think it's one of my favourites. Check out some more at my substack if you'd like! 😎

open.substack.com/pub/tobyshar...

#poetry

12.08.2025 10:21 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

it's causing me a major existential crisis tbh: do I quote MUNA or Britney or the Torah??

05.08.2025 13:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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All - for you (A Cento) Another cento: a poem made up of lines from other works, all cited. Thank you to Tash for giving me the courage to post this one.

I wrote a cento #poem on #substack which is one of my favourites ever, drawing in lines from Mary Oliver, Sappho, Stephen Spender, and more...

Cheeky photo of Vancouver attached to it too, because I can't let go of my UBC-MFA past.

29.07.2025 08:02 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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the almanac of need let me shazamabam ye with how much i love my man

love poetry swarming outta me, hellishly happy with this one

tobysharpe.substack.com/p/the-almana...

#substack #poetry

14.07.2025 12:31 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Apocalypso Extraordinaire Armageddon whomst?

I wrote about the end of days. Maybe you can relate. #horror #substack

02.07.2025 11:14 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Some lines from a new piece of vulnerable hecking poetry from me. The piece is called The Flop's Song. xo

tobysharpe.substack.com/p/the-flops-...

#substack #poetry

21.05.2025 15:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Incredibly proud of @tanvibhatia.bsky.social -- she's killing it ALL the time, but I feel like every time I open social media lately I see her doing something else cool! Appreciation and adoration post.

20.02.2025 19:33 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Yours is identical to mine! ✨

08.02.2025 23:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

told my friend she was drawing her eyebrows too high and then she looked at me all surprised

07.02.2025 14:25 πŸ‘ 1408 πŸ” 213 πŸ’¬ 20 πŸ“Œ 6
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Wrote a love story. A love story with zero demonic presences or poltergeists, so I'm really challenging myself here. Check out the #substack post here.

tobysharpe.substack.com/p/you-have-t...

07.02.2025 14:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

if I think about elephants for too long I start crying

03.02.2025 05:13 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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sharing snippets from my own work? because I'm a poet? wow...

tobysharpe.substack.com/p/write-back...

#substack #poetry #lmao!!

05.02.2025 13:43 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Continued work in progress on this one but nearly completed. 24x30” acrylic on canvas.

03.02.2025 21:29 πŸ‘ 3761 πŸ” 796 πŸ’¬ 24 πŸ“Œ 6

Started writing this one AND drew its accompanying art whilst at @ubccrwr.bsky.social -- time flies. Now I'm old and tired but look fondly back on the art from that time.

04.02.2025 18:03 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Write Back When You Can? please

A vision of total neediness from one side of a Facebook chat. New #poetry on my #substack.

04.02.2025 18:02 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

listening to Denial is a River like it will give me clues to salvation (and it definitely will)

03.02.2025 14:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

it's honestly despicable, agreed 100%

31.01.2025 14:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0