Quoll

What if I want a signed gift certificate to Plaid Pantry?

Just tell him that randoms on Bluesky also approve. That’ll show him

The Meshify can fit 12 drives‽ I thought it took like two, tops.

Breaking news: independent journalist caught doing coke, having other vices

Robert F. Kennedy Jr will require all new vaccines to undergo placebo testing, WaPo reports U.S. Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr intends to shift the way vaccines are tested, The Washington Post reported on Wednesday, citing a spokesperson from the HHS.

Just to be clear, this is a violation of the fundamental ethical principle in clinical trial design called "equipoise."

Equipoise means that no-one is exposed to excess risk just to test the therapy. That's specifically *why* vaccine trials don't use placebo arms.

Ethical violation as POLICY.

I’m gonna request a weekly column on Kaycee

I think you are supposed to hide under a table or behind heavy furniture if you have those windows in order to shield you from the glass

“Give us more money so that we can wring our collective hands a bit and stay in our nursing home — I mean Congress.”

OLED is absolutely worth the extra cost, unless you’re only gonna use the thing docked.

We’re already going to hell, so I might as well do it with the Handbasket

Ugh I’m getting so many of these

I also recommend Baratza; they sell spare parts and everything.

Nah, Triple Sec Def just forgot where he parked the sub last night after a few too many drinks

Did you see any doomducks?

For the vast majority of above-ground public protests “don’t bring your phone” is actually bad security advice. You are much more likely to need your phone to call for help or document police aggression than you are to be arrested later cuz your phone pinged a cell tower near the raging grannies

If you get a bunch of rares, I'm going to have to rush out and buy a box

I've cossed more international borders than most, been through checkpoints and searches and have trained human rights activists, journalists and others in staying safe in repressive regimes. In the past few days I've provided some friends with travel advice for no particular reason; here's a thread:

One good reason for Democrats to show up for Mahmoud Khalil is you're all fucking next

Why are you like this?

Best noods

We can upload 3 minute videos now.

YOU KNOW THE RULE

Just curious, was this cheaper than just doing the shot again without getting a titer?

Will it improve your life?

Classic Wisconsinite shit

But how will I lotion myself on the plane?

Wait what

Is this one less sketchy than the Park Service one

No. Buy a rainbow gun, train with your friends, take a Stop The Bleed class, practice unslinging, reloading, firing, clearing weapon malfunctions, and unloading one-handed with both left and right hand in kneeling, prone, and supine positions. Practice applying a tourniquet to yourself one-handed.

Best I can do is some pics of Luigi looking fabulous and this crumpled coupon for $3 off at Culver’s