Bro??
Bro??
I got a 4th monitor and i became so goon brained~ i need more screens >w<
#goonwall #hypno #furry #yiff #gooner
Hey why does this guy selling me health potions keep cackling whenever I drink them, and why does my head feel fuzzy whenever I do????
Fast answers please I have a ogre to slay and it's starting to look really sexy,,,,
Royalty used to keep artists and performers as patrons y'know...
If there's any royal gooner out there I'm *just* saying,,,
Kobold Hypnosis but YOU'RE being made their new leader.
Powder thrown into your face, a rich smell of ash and fire filling your nostrils.
Your clothes taken from you in a hazy stupor, small, frenzied, clawed hands adorning you in gold and robes.
Led to your new throne to be serviced like royalty.
Iβm sure the chance of it actually being a bad curse are low
Do you know how many of these wizards are degenerates in private??? Come on now
HI HI HI HI β€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈ
:) you know I love my dubious and quite possibly evil hypnosis companies
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:)))
See we joke about this but Iβve basically only woken up, worked on cow video, slept for the last week and a half,
It feels like my own special little purgatory
What POSSIBLY made you think equipping all that 'hidden' armor covered in gold and gems was a good idea???
I don't care if it won't come off! It tightening around your limbs by itself is YOUR problem.
We're not going back just because you can feel 'tentacles' wrapping around your mind, seriously.
There was no hope for a pathetic barn hand like you to resist.
Like every trainee before you, and every one after.
Strings of pre slathering your face, you pull back gasping.
A camera shoves itself at your dumb expression.
'Smile~! You'll look great for the new hires, Mare Meat.'
You're fucked.
To do something that you *really* shouldn't.
If they wanted you to disobey them, what would they do with you once you got caught~?
Weeks later, you know the answer.
Face to face with sweaty sheath, a firm grip shoves your face deep into the overpowering scent of pheremones assaulting your senses.
Summer job on a ranch, you've heard the pitch before.
The orientation this time however was a bit.. different?
Slouched in boredom, you swear flared cock, sloshing balls, and trainees being stretched out kept flashing on screen.
like they *wanted* you to fantasize about it. To break the rules.
Hi Heifer~ I thought it was meant to be at my side in itβs cute little latex suit~? β€οΈ
Ok but they donβt grow back and it hurts alot,,, π€€
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Somehow, someway
Iβm sure thereβs replacements we can findβ¦ β€οΈ
Wouldnβt that be fun,, these sticks are red and shiny and you can make me watch every time your knife slides along the length of them in your handsβ¦
Are⦠are you sending me to HORNY JAIL???
YOUβLL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE WEAVER
Youβve been saying many things for *so* long,,, if I was left in your claws long enough Iβd probably be brought back in neatly packaged freezer bags,,,
Promise to take care of me afterwards, itβll be your responsibility at that pointβ¦
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Thatβs really cute,,,
Iβm sure we can find some form of artificial replacement,,,
Aww, youβre too kind :3
What a problem to have :3c