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πŸ₯ͺPuts a little skip in your step | ✝️Games, queer stuff, Methodism | πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈShe/Her/Fastest Mario | 🐘Fedi: @SkipSandwichDX@Dice.Camp πŸ›οΈEquality Arlington

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I was staying in Highland Ranch and decided to get there by public transit from the airport since I arrived really early and I was curious.
Took HOURS. It was an ordeal.

18.02.2026 03:55 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ye

14.02.2026 04:57 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Fiona looks like a character from Reboot.

14.02.2026 02:22 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

She's a 10 but she starts Facebook Group posts with "Mod please delete if not allowed"

13.02.2026 02:22 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I want TWRP in fortnite

03.02.2026 23:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I have so many views! How many do you have?! You don't even know! They're all mine! *hissssss*

03.02.2026 05:17 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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You all have free range to use this image in response to any transphobia now

02.02.2026 22:21 πŸ‘ 11495 πŸ” 4012 πŸ’¬ 40 πŸ“Œ 28

Me every morning: I should start going to bed at a more normal time. I hate having this little energy.

Me right now at midnight: I should mod my 3DS.

03.02.2026 05:13 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Moltbook is Tomodachi Life for people in Rationalist doomsday cults.

01.02.2026 19:55 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

If you check Female and Non-Binary you have to go to the advanced preferences to turn off the default "Non-Binary (But only the ones I still basically view as women)" setting.

29.01.2026 18:39 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

MAGFest 2030 will be insane

19.01.2026 04:13 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

PUT πŸ‘ MAGFAST πŸ‘ ON πŸ‘ THE πŸ‘ SPHERE πŸ‘

19.01.2026 04:18 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Can lefties pretend that not cancelling people for drinking whole milk is a recent and enormously difficult compromise so centrists think they have moderated culture?

16.01.2026 20:06 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Do i have mutuals at Magfest? Let's hang out!

08.01.2026 20:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is also a common parenting style

04.01.2026 18:40 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Spent New Years Day with old friends and we ended up playing a lot of Soul Calibur 2 on a whim. It was a lovely, peaceful, energizing way to start the year after a very difficult 2025.

I title every day in my journal, so the first day of 2026 is titled "The Soul Still Burns."

02.01.2026 20:16 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

"a very minor case of severe brain damage" is a permanent part of my vocabulary

29.12.2025 01:42 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My wife and I play visual novel-type games like this. We take turns "steering" for Ace Attorney games, are switching off by route in the 100 Line, etc. Been a core activity for us since we were dating.

28.12.2025 02:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in purple pants and a white cape is walking in a field Alt: GIF of Piccolo from a Dragonball Z fighting game throwing off his cloak and turban.

My 2026 journal/planner has a 5mm grid instead of a 4mm one. Handwriting-wise I feel like Piccolo throwing off his weighted clothes.

28.12.2025 02:51 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

[Soul Calibur announcer voice]
A face on a lover, with a fire in his heart!

23.12.2025 21:07 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Night time’s cool, because your brain screams at you over how you completely wasted your stupid life for a few hours, then you fall asleep.

14.12.2025 08:03 πŸ‘ 28 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

you can also switch to foreign languages

14.12.2025 09:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Put (she/her) on my Zoom name.
Cis lady put (she/her/hers).
Had to change mine to (she/her/hers/herself) to assert dominance.

14.12.2025 08:54 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Sing "Ox and Ass", you cowards!

04.12.2025 15:32 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It's typical of Christian-operated "interfaith" prayers, but it's also giving "women and nonbinary."

03.12.2025 17:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Blackmore's Night's version of "Hark! The Herald Angels Sing" removed the name Christ but changed nothing else.

So now it's a religiously neutral song about whichever child in Bethlehem you think reconciled God with sinners.

03.12.2025 17:07 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

This is probably the most offensive common "not-Christmas song used for Christmas" instance.

Hard Candy Christmas is the funniest.

01.12.2025 19:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Whenever i read about the cognition of evangelical faith spaces i remember they sing a sex song at gatherings because it has the word β€œHallelujah” in it

01.12.2025 15:44 πŸ‘ 691 πŸ” 112 πŸ’¬ 30 πŸ“Œ 16

You have to use the text itself to be citing it. If I said "this disagrees with Charles Dickens" and didn't quote any Charles Dickens it would be too generous to say that I cited Dickens.

01.12.2025 18:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

She didn't even use the Bible as an academic source, though. She used the fact that she likes the Bible to make a bunch of things she thinks into a source.

01.12.2025 18:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0