Grimy interior of an electric oven.
Clean interior of an electric oven!
New stuff 6/?
I'm getting really good at cleaning and having an excellent time doing my gigs! It's a lot of work but I really love helping people!
Totaled gray Toyota Camry with a crumpled front passenger and the bumper is lying above the hood.
New stuff 5/?
I totalled our car last week (we're totally okay) and I've been biking about 10 miles a day for my job and walking another 12k steps doing the cleaning. I feel so good in my body lately!
Iris on stage in a white dress and black heels.
New stuff 4/?
I do stand up now!? I love being on stage!
New Stuff 3/?
As far as my business goes, I am the most popular cleaner in my town of almost 80k. I am booked two cleans a day, 6 days a week, until January at the earliest. I just raised my prices and I am so proud of myself!
Iris and Aloysius in wedding attire.
New stuff 2/?
I got married! Al came out! I have a husband! I'm in a T4T relationship now!
Side by side photo showing Iris' body from January to October.
New stuff 1/?
I'm getting stronger every day! I work out constantly and my self made business keeps me very busy.
Redownloading this app again. Let's give it another shot!
I've been writing a book! I'm naming it "Corn Town Confessions - Trauma, Tribulations, and Trans Triumph"
Happy Reverent Mother's Day to all my fellow Bene Gesserit witches out there. Fear may be the mind killer, but I hope your mind is filled with joy today instead!
Iris in September of 2023
Iris in April of 2025
I have been on a weight loss journey. I am getting stronger and faster every day.
I'm even starting a freelancers union as well! I am going to the top and I'm taking everyone with me!
So my cleaning business continues to blow up. I'm now booked two cleans a day six days a week until June. The local newspaper even interviewed me!
Iris stands with her hands in her pockets wearing baggy green pants and a black shirt. TB the cat is visible in the background.
Iris smiling at the camera.
I'm still alive. Doing really really really well lately. Life is good and I'm in control.
I just wanna be as iconic in my hood as Paddington is in his.
My life is kinda a whirlwind because of my sudden influx of work and I had to get back on meta to reach anyone locally. That sucked a lot.
My cleaning business has blown up. I have 40+ clients I'm juggling and I am a busy busy girl.
I am no longer gods favorite (I have a big old pimple on my butthole)
I love being mentally ill actually. This is so much fun aha.
I got a haircut and immediately put it in a bun because I was going straight to work and it felt a little strange. Like, you did all that work and now I'm not even gonna enjoy it for 5 seconds
They say we're all dying all the time and that the inevitable creep of time takes us all.
Maybe so.
We're also living, so dance in the sunshine and in the rain, ya freakin' nerd.
I forgot a spoon today so if you saw me parked in an empty parking lot shoveling spam and rice out of a sectioned Tupperware container and into my greedy mouth with nothing but my bare hands, mind your business. I'm doing hot girl stuff.
#Yellowjackets is a lot like #LOST but instead of finding a magic hatch, our survivors found they were a little hungy.
I accidentally ate some mold today and now I can't stop farting.
I'm just a filthy little peanut butter and jelly slut.
Made another video ad for my cleaning business that I posted on local Facebook pages and it got a lot of traction. Tell me what you think, would you hire me?
I have been fully consumed with work the last two weeks. This thing blew up and I have more gigs than I can really juggle but I'm figuring it out and it's awesome. Bad problems to have, good times in general.
I want to wish all SWers out there a very make a lot of money.
I deserve a morning bath.
This ain't a scene it's a god damn puddin' race.
