She fucking nailed it. 😆

Auston Matthews is taller and has a six-head receding hairline. Matthews is almost definitely the one shaking hands w/ Trump, since he's the Captain.

Kash Patel’s use of jet delayed FBI team’s mass shooting response, whistleblower tells top senator Sen. Richard Durbin says FBI director’s “misplaced priorities” led to the delayed response to the Brown University shooting in December.

Breaking MS NOW:

Agents with the FBI's elite evidence response team were delayed in reaching the scene of a mass shooting at Brown U. in December because there was no FBI plane available.

Kash Patel was in south Florida at the time with one of the FBI's two available jets.

They held Johnny Gaudreau’s daughter and his jersey on the ice just before this and now it seems like if she aspired to follow her father’s footsteps they would laugh at her. Just sad shit.

RG3 saying America took hockey from Canada because the U.S. men’s team won the gold medal

Robert Griffin III is one of those irrelevant guys doing a right wing cultural grift, blissfully unaware that Woke 2 is here. I almost feel bad for him. Almost.

Impossible to say

It’s so unfortunate that Rachel Homan has JD Vance eyes. #olympics

Haha totally

Everybody sing Jamaica!

theo von will be like i hate what this administration is doing with ICE and their cover up of the epstein files and then chat it up with someone who bragged about flying on the lolita express multiple times

Why do ya’ll refuse to just say “why are you being such a coward about this? You said it on Tucker Carlson, say it here if you’re so proud”.

Like good for you, you grilled him but you can stop pretending it’s a probing question and that we don’t already know the answer.

He’s a Nazi! Read him!

Thoughtful sociopolitical writing??

On MY official app of sports!?

What

Put in the bench, get these guys some experience like you’re the Utah jazz in February

Anyway wouldn’t some ghoul steal it from you and give it to the other Jon Hamm as soon as he showed interest

I don’t know anything about football but it really seems like getting sacked 6 times is bad.

Bad Bunny wearing an OCASIO 64 jersey

Ocasio gang rise up 🙌🏽🇵🇷

Please unfollow the altnps account. It's a do-nothing, disinfo slop mill that's trying to figure out how to Q-Anon the left for future profit, and that is not news.

it's too late. i've already depicted myself as the cool and confident ilhan omar and depicted you as the disheveled erratic town hall freak

the situation is untenable. my god where are the body cams

How the fuck is "no masks" not on this list, cowardly losers.

Elon Musk @elonmusk Hitler was a far left socialist. His party was called the national socialists. HotSotin @HotSotin North Korea is a democracy. Its name is Democratic People's Republic. B.Roll.Benny @brollbenny urinal cakes are for eating, it has cake in the name

You can’t tell me we have a functioning economic system when the richest man in human history is one of the most profoundly stupid people in human history

What the hell is upscrolled

It’s always funny when palantir employees discover that they work at palantir

Now I want to know which CNN reporter or producer doesn't know the word "sycophant."

part of this is like, conservatives projecting; part of this is conservatives unable to imagine politics without money; and part of this is dudes who are so out of touch with feminized labor that they think children's birthday parties exist as a spontaneous act of parthogenesis

There are zero real people clamoring for Rahm fucking Emanuel, its just ya'll who talked to him as a background source for 10 years who think he might be compelling. Touch grass.

My morale at work is decently high because I never harass and murder anyone causing an international backlash to my actions.