“What the fuck ever” means “you’re right but I don’t want to say that out loud”.
06.03.2026 00:29
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“What the fuck ever” means “you’re right but I don’t want to say that out loud”.
True story. @raindro.bsky.social gives the best advice
Some of my absolute favorite days are hopping in video chat on discord and tapping my webcam with a shot of vodka and having a drink with my people.
Who?
Before anybody calls me childish, just remember that money I earned at my grown up job paid for these Dino nuggies and juice boxes
If you ever feel like life is drowning you with emotions and responsibilities, I want you to know that if life wanted to drown you, you’d be dead. You’re not drowning. You’re being waterboarded.
People who merge into a highway 20 mph under the speed limit should be tarred and feathered and forced to run through town square while peasants throw rocks at them.
I’d shotgun a can of gravy right about now
You’re damn right
Unstable but in cute way
believe me when I say i fucked a mermaid
Take your pick!
To smithereens is the worst way to be blown.
a watched skeet never bangs
A watched skeet never bangs
Y’all don’t know it yet, but I’m your favorite.
The hypocrite said to the internet.
Look at you. Leaning forward, elbows on your knees. You’ve been in the bathroom for a suspiciously long time. Get off the toilet and get back to work
My doctor told me I have a week left, so i knocked him the fuck out. WHO HAS A WEAK LEFT NOW, BITCH?!
“Only a sith deals in absolutes”
………… That’s an absolute, Obi-Wan.
i’m not a drinker. i’m a dranker
This is a banger. Like it.
Don’t tell me to read between the lines when we’re playing tic tac toe. I’m afraid of intimacy.
Eating four bags of bacon bits for dinner
When I black out, I’m better at beer pong. I can’t remember if that’s true or not, but you can’t convince me otherwise.
putting all my extra points in the napping skill
Cream cheese hates you
i fucking hate cream cheese
today can go to hell
That’s a skeet